1 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,410 Wrong again. 2 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:51,570 Fifteen seconds slow. 3 00:01:52,350 --> 00:01:55,490 Riggs, where is everyone? Where's Mr. Gratton? Mr. Gratton? Yes. 4 00:01:57,870 --> 00:01:59,470 Here I am, Mrs. Riggs. I'm right here. 5 00:01:59,710 --> 00:02:02,710 Why, of course you are. I can see you. I'm not blind, am I? Thank you, Mrs. 6 00:02:02,770 --> 00:02:03,770 Riggs. Gratton? 7 00:02:04,410 --> 00:02:07,550 I think, as my secretary, you might afford a new tie occasionally. 8 00:02:07,850 --> 00:02:10,190 Oh. Or else have the rooms redecorated. 9 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:12,130 And another thing. 10 00:02:12,730 --> 00:02:14,970 That clock in the hall is fifteen seconds slow. 11 00:02:15,470 --> 00:02:18,310 You'd better send for the clockmaker. But only yesterday, Miss Whitt. Very 12 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:19,470 then. Get another clock. 13 00:02:21,230 --> 00:02:25,030 Decorate room, get another clock. Well, what are you all standing around like a 14 00:02:25,030 --> 00:02:25,929 lot of ninnies for? 15 00:02:25,930 --> 00:02:27,410 Serve the breakfast. Serve the breakfast. 16 00:02:29,290 --> 00:02:30,710 Grattan? Yes, Miss Whitt? 17 00:02:31,070 --> 00:02:34,430 I heard a rooster crow at half past six this morning. Oh, dear, dear. 18 00:02:34,710 --> 00:02:38,630 Find out who's responsible and dismiss him. Dismiss Rooster, yes, Mrs. Wake? I 19 00:02:38,630 --> 00:02:42,290 must have absolute quiet until half past seven. Yes, Mrs. Wake. I can't have 20 00:02:42,290 --> 00:02:43,290 jealous sleep disturbed. 21 00:02:43,350 --> 00:02:45,330 No, Mrs. Wake. Well, well, well, where is everybody? 22 00:02:45,570 --> 00:02:46,570 Where's Alicia? 23 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:49,510 Good morning, Aunt Verona. Good morning. It's practically afternoon. 24 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:51,730 And I don't like the way you've done your hair. 25 00:02:52,370 --> 00:02:53,370 You sleep well? 26 00:02:53,630 --> 00:02:54,630 Oh, like a log. 27 00:02:55,110 --> 00:02:56,110 Don't be ridiculous. 28 00:02:56,270 --> 00:02:59,550 Logs have bumps. Young ladies do not. You couldn't possibly sleep like a log. 29 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:03,370 Bratton? Yes, Mrs. Wake? How long have you been my secretary? 30 00:03:03,870 --> 00:03:05,690 Oh, for 20 years now, Mrs. Wake. 31 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:08,920 And for 20 years, I haven't had a decent night's sleep. 32 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,520 Oh, that's just a coincidence, I hope. I hope so. 33 00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:14,300 Where's Gerald? 34 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:16,940 Evidently overslept 30 seconds. 35 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,480 Don't be impudent. 36 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,740 Grattan? Yes, Mrs. Wicks? 37 00:03:20,980 --> 00:03:22,460 What's Gerald's schedule for today? 38 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,580 I have it. I have it right here, yes. We decorate the room and get a new clock. 39 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:27,180 What? 40 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:30,120 Oh, his schedule. Oh, for today. Oh, of course. Yes, yes. 41 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:31,440 Excuse me. 42 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:32,500 Yes, it's... 43 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:35,940 Oh, business administration at 10 o 'clock, French at 11, London at 12 .30, 44 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:40,120 scientific relaxation until 2, gymnasium until 3, international law and 45 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,300 interstate commerce until 4. 46 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,840 Plenty of sugar, will you, Oscar? Applied psychology until 4 .30, 47 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,820 What about his motor mechanics course? 48 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:49,720 The machine shop and motor mechanics course is scheduled for Mondays, 49 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:51,420 Wednesdays, and Fridays. Hmm. Go on. 50 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,060 Thank you, Mrs. Wicks, yes. 51 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,340 Relaxation in the open and the reading of some improving work until dinner. 52 00:03:56,460 --> 00:03:58,760 After dinner... He gets locked back in his cell. 53 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,280 Locked in his cell. 54 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:01,700 What? 55 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:03,960 What a life. 56 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:06,060 Don't mumble, Alicia. 57 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:08,180 What were you saying? Oh, nothing. 58 00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:09,460 Well, don't say it. 59 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:14,120 And don't put so much sugar in your coffee, Alfred. 60 00:04:14,660 --> 00:04:17,480 If you want syrup, order it. Thank you, Mrs. Wake. 61 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:20,180 Oscar, syrup, never mind. 62 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:24,680 Aunt Leona, you trust Gerald with me, don't you? 63 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,580 I've decided that he's to marry you, haven't I? 64 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,440 Well, then why couldn't we go out and have some fun once in a while? 65 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,860 There's a dance tonight and I know... Now, don't be absurd. 66 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:33,220 Why can't you dance here? 67 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,860 Gerald's a perfect dancer, so his instructor tells me. 68 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,320 But that's just the trouble, Aunt Leone. You have him doing everything 69 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,000 perfectly. Perhaps too perfectly. 70 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,300 Well, what's wrong with that? 71 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:44,700 I should think that you'd be proud to think that your future husband is going 72 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,100 be the head of the Wicks Utilities. 73 00:04:46,580 --> 00:04:51,220 He'll be the mental, moral, and physical superior of every one of his 10 ,000 74 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:53,740 employees. The perfect specimen. 75 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:55,940 That's what I'm afraid of. 76 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,140 It's the first law of motion and gravity. 77 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:21,680 Little force is needed to stop a moving football, but considerable force would 78 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,320 be required to stop a cannonball moving at the same speed. 79 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,159 Bad news? 80 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,520 Well, your arrival usually brings trouble. 81 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,700 You call my finding you a decent job trouble. 82 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:24,960 I've got a job. 83 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:26,100 I mean a real job. 84 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,240 What do you call this, a hobby? 85 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,780 Digging a ditch. Well, I dig a very pretty ditch. And you a college 86 00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:32,700 Shh, don't say that. The foreman doesn't know it yet. 87 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:34,020 Well, come on, what's it all about? 88 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,160 That bridge band at Providence. They want an engineer, a Harvard man, 89 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,200 experienced and not very bright. You'd fill the spot perfectly, darling. Now, 90 00:06:40,220 --> 00:06:42,740 don't give me that. You don't care where I work. How did you know I was here? 91 00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:46,360 Well, when a man gives up a job supervising an engineer to become a 92 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:47,360 plow, there's a reason. 93 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:50,110 And you shouldn't leave those romantic love letters around. 94 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:51,490 Who is this gal, Alicia? 95 00:06:51,810 --> 00:06:53,630 She certainly steams up a wicked fountain pen. 96 00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:55,070 Does she live here? Does she work here? 97 00:06:55,370 --> 00:06:56,510 I ought to give you a lick. 98 00:06:57,010 --> 00:06:59,650 Say, look, Mona, will you be a good sport and get out of here before I get 99 00:06:59,650 --> 00:07:00,650 from talking to strangers? 100 00:07:00,910 --> 00:07:02,090 You didn't tell me who she is. 101 00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:04,790 And I don't intend to. Do you think I want all Wickstead on my head? 102 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:07,270 Wickstead? We don't mean the Wickstead. 103 00:07:08,090 --> 00:07:10,510 The place where they're raising that guy to be a perfect best man? This is the 104 00:07:10,510 --> 00:07:11,970 place. Oh, let me see him, will you, Jink? 105 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:14,530 Introduce me to him. You can do it. Nobody can see him. 106 00:07:14,930 --> 00:07:15,930 Nobody? Nobody. 107 00:07:16,090 --> 00:07:17,090 How much do you want to bet? 108 00:07:17,590 --> 00:07:18,790 Mona, for Pete's sake. 109 00:07:19,430 --> 00:07:21,010 Say, where are you going? I don't know. 110 00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:23,170 Maybe have tea with the perfect specimen. 111 00:07:23,430 --> 00:07:25,410 Look, if you do anything crazy, you'll get me fired. 112 00:07:25,690 --> 00:07:26,690 That'll be a blessing. 113 00:07:59,690 --> 00:08:01,010 Body on your services. 114 00:08:36,330 --> 00:08:37,289 Are you hurt? 115 00:08:37,289 --> 00:08:38,390 Oh, I don't think so. You? 116 00:08:38,929 --> 00:08:39,929 I don't think so. 117 00:08:40,990 --> 00:08:44,550 Uh, my name's Wicks, Gerald Beresford Wicks. How do you do? 118 00:08:44,770 --> 00:08:46,470 How do you do? I live here. 119 00:08:46,770 --> 00:08:47,770 In that tree, you mean? 120 00:08:47,990 --> 00:08:52,050 Oh, in the... No, I'd just been reading a chapter on gravity and the animate 121 00:08:52,050 --> 00:08:53,410 object, and I was trying it out. 122 00:08:53,610 --> 00:08:54,730 Oh. In the tree. 123 00:08:55,390 --> 00:08:56,390 Oh, I see. 124 00:08:56,630 --> 00:08:58,470 Do you mind if I get out and inspect the damage? 125 00:08:58,750 --> 00:08:59,750 No, please do. 126 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:02,830 Are you sure you're not hurt? Oh, I think the only thing that's broken is 127 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:03,830 fence of yours. 128 00:09:04,790 --> 00:09:07,930 Well... You're very calm. Most girls would have been hysterical. 129 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:09,810 You must have plenty of nerve. 130 00:09:10,110 --> 00:09:11,410 Nerve? Be surprised. 131 00:09:12,370 --> 00:09:13,370 I must look awful. 132 00:09:13,790 --> 00:09:16,730 You, uh, said you wanted to inspect the damage. That's what I'm doing. 133 00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:19,630 Oh. Well, that's very strange. 134 00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:23,330 You nearly killed yourself, and all you worry about is a smudge on the nose or 135 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,450 something. Oh, is that? 136 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:26,310 Oh. 137 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:27,670 There, is that better? 138 00:09:29,990 --> 00:09:33,510 Oh, yes, it's, uh... It was kind of, uh... 139 00:09:35,690 --> 00:09:36,690 No, must he? 140 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:41,310 Oh, you're not very polite, are you? Oh, yes, I am, as a rule. 141 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:43,390 But you see, I'm onto your game. 142 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,470 Game? They all try it. 143 00:09:46,390 --> 00:09:47,410 Who all tries what? 144 00:09:47,690 --> 00:09:50,110 All the women I know, to be cute or fascinating. 145 00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:53,630 But I saw through you almost immediately. 146 00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:54,990 You're a reporter, aren't you? 147 00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:56,790 No, I'm not a reporter. 148 00:09:57,650 --> 00:09:58,650 Oh. 149 00:09:58,830 --> 00:10:00,210 I'd like to sit down over there, may I? 150 00:10:00,550 --> 00:10:01,550 Yes, please do. 151 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:05,000 Are you sure you haven't a camera with you? 152 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:07,540 Oh, I haven't a camera. Why, you're suspicious. 153 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,040 And I'm not a reporter. 154 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:16,020 Oh. Well, uh, what kind of a girl are you, anyway? Well, I'm a Dr. Jekyll and 155 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:19,320 Mr. Hyde -ish kind of a girl. When I do things like smashing through that fence, 156 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:23,600 it's the Tilly Specknagel and me coming out. The witch? Tilly Specknagel. You 157 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,940 see, when I was a kid and did anything very bad, like stealing jam or breaking 158 00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:31,720 windows, I always said it was a bad little kid named Tilly Specknagel. 159 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:34,850 As a rule, I'm a very well -behaved young lady named Mona Carter. 160 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:38,570 The tilly is always there under the surface, waiting to crash through. 161 00:10:39,650 --> 00:10:42,390 But I don't understand why... Why I was driving along your private road? Well, 162 00:10:42,430 --> 00:10:43,329 I'll tell you. 163 00:10:43,330 --> 00:10:46,630 Seems kind of foolish now, but I'd heard such fantastic things about you and 164 00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:50,650 Grandma. Oh, yes, everybody has. Go on. But I wanted to meet you. I wanted to 165 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,790 see what a perfect specimen really looked like. 166 00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:56,030 I'm sorry I had to smash your fence to do it. 167 00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:58,030 Well, then, you must be the other kind. 168 00:10:58,270 --> 00:10:59,009 What other kind? 169 00:10:59,010 --> 00:11:00,010 The designing woman. 170 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,150 Well, I haven't a designing bone in my body. 171 00:11:03,550 --> 00:11:08,410 I wouldn't have... I wouldn't have... Well, I've seen you now. I'm going home. 172 00:11:08,990 --> 00:11:11,550 You don't think much of me, I think. No, I don't. I think you're dull and 173 00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:13,130 conceited. Do you? Yes. 174 00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:14,550 Oh, I don't think I'm conceited. 175 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:18,390 Well, I hope it'll get you home all right. My goodness, but you're 176 00:11:19,050 --> 00:11:20,830 Apparently there's not much damage. How do you know? 177 00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:22,110 Well, I'm a master mechanic. 178 00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:23,430 Oh, yes, yes. 179 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:24,650 Yes, you would be. 180 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:27,310 I'd better have a look at the steering knuckle for you. 181 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:30,440 Have you some tools under the seat? Yeah, sure. 182 00:11:31,780 --> 00:11:33,200 There you are. Oh, yes. Thank you. 183 00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:36,380 What made you say just now that I was dull and conceited? 184 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:37,780 Have you ever been tight? 185 00:11:38,540 --> 00:11:39,540 Of course not. 186 00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:41,020 Ever see a burlesque show? 187 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,600 Certainly not. 188 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:43,700 Ever kiss a girl? 189 00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:45,460 Now, listen, young lady. 190 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:47,520 Don't you start anything. 191 00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:49,180 I can't afford to be compromised. 192 00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:52,600 You can't afford to be compromised. And you say you're not conceited. Oh. 193 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:54,600 Hey, listen. 194 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,200 Why don't you get out in the world and mix with the common herd? 195 00:11:57,580 --> 00:11:58,580 You don't know what you're missing. 196 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:02,160 Are you really so fragile you have to stay cooped up here all the time? 197 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:04,840 Hey, do you ever think of running away? 198 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:07,260 Where to? 199 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:08,840 Anywhere, just away. 200 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,260 Give the world a chance. 201 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:14,040 Get out at it like an ordinary man. Not an heir to 40 million dollars. 202 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,440 30, not 40. 203 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:17,880 Oh, that's tough. 204 00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:23,340 Besides, what's so terribly exciting or interesting outside? Nothing happens 205 00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:25,640 here or anywhere else that isn't dull and boring. 206 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:27,350 I think so much nothing. 207 00:12:27,870 --> 00:12:28,950 I'd like to stay a little longer. 208 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:31,410 Why, Mr. Wicks, don't tell me I'm bending. 209 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,170 You see, I'm not really. 210 00:12:35,610 --> 00:12:39,070 You said yourself. Well, you're really the height of something, Arthur, but I 211 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:40,350 can't waste time to find out what. 212 00:12:41,430 --> 00:12:43,330 Well, I think if you try now, she'll run, all right? 213 00:12:43,810 --> 00:12:44,810 Thank you. 214 00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:49,910 It's not a union title. 215 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:52,670 What? Those are shots. 216 00:12:52,970 --> 00:12:55,350 Somebody's shooting. Who? I don't know. Oh, my word. 217 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,280 I'm not excited, no. 218 00:12:57,380 --> 00:13:01,600 And don't you tell me not to be suspicious. 219 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:05,520 I'm suspicious of everyone except you, of course. Thank you. And you're too 220 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,300 simple for anyone to be suspicious of. 221 00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:10,520 Well, come along, come along. What are you dallying for? 222 00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:13,940 Well, it still looks like life imprisonment to me. 223 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,380 What you need to do is tilt a windmill or two. 224 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:17,680 Tilt a windmill? 225 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:19,220 Haven't you ever read Don Quixote? 226 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,180 Oh, yes, the man who fought the windmill? 227 00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:22,380 Yeah, try it. 228 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:25,200 And if you ever feel like hopping over the walls, don't forget you've got a 229 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,199 friend outside. 230 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:26,819 Who, you? 231 00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:28,160 No, Phyllis Stecknegel. 232 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:30,560 She'd love to help an escaped convict. 233 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,040 So long. 234 00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:37,380 Here, come back here. Come back here at once. Get the number. 235 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:41,060 Grandma. Oh, oh, look at you. Are you hurt, Gerald? 236 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,340 What is all this? 237 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,400 Well, it's an accident, Grandma. Whose accident? 238 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,240 Well, this young lady was coming down... Well, what is she doing here? 239 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:48,820 Why wasn't she killed? 240 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,200 Anyone making a silly mistake like that? Who are you? 241 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:53,880 Mona Cordes, my name. 242 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,640 Your grandma, I suppose. 243 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:57,410 You've no right to suppose anything. 244 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,170 What are you doing here? Why did you crash through my fence? 245 00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:03,750 What's the meaning of all this? Well, if you quit roaring for a second, I'll 246 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:07,410 tell you. Don't you tell me what to do. What do you mean by tearing across the 247 00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:09,090 country, crashing through other people's fences? 248 00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:13,470 And what is the meaning of all this? Are you sure you're not hurt here? Of 249 00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:17,470 course he isn't. Neither am I, thank you. I didn't ask you. But I was telling 250 00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:19,210 you. You don't have to tell me anything. 251 00:14:19,470 --> 00:14:20,470 Look at that fence. 252 00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:22,110 You'll have to pay, you know. 253 00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:25,900 Grandma. How can you possibly ask... There, you see? He is hurt. He's hoarse. 254 00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:29,980 I'm not... I'm not hoarse, and I'm not hurt. Miss Carter couldn't help coming 255 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:30,879 through that fence. 256 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:34,540 That's a very steep grade up there, and her steering gear broke. She might have 257 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,339 been injured. 258 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:36,560 That's a private road. 259 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,560 Will you tell me what she was doing on it? 260 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,520 Well... She's got designs. 261 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,980 She has no designs, and it was an accident. 262 00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:45,000 She's good -looking, isn't she? 263 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,280 Answer your grandma. 264 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:49,660 Well, yes, she is. 265 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,080 Fairly. 266 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,040 Well, there you are, then. She's got designs. 267 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:57,820 Take a number. I have a number, Mrs. Wick. Well, take it again and look at 268 00:14:57,820 --> 00:15:01,600 license. Oh, would you? Yes. Young lady, this is a very, very unpleasant affair. 269 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,480 Well, don't worry about it. But I want you to understand that you're really in 270 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:11,360 plight, a sort of a pickle, a predicament, a... A spot? Oh, no, no, 271 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,680 the word. It's from the Latin, a dilemma. 272 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,820 Yes. Let me see your driver's license. 273 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,099 Yes, certainly. 274 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:20,120 I didn't realize I was going so fast, officer. You see, there was a car 275 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,420 me and that boulevard stop signal. 276 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,000 Oh, not really? Oh, how terrible. Why, you might have been hurt. 277 00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:25,420 Why didn't you honk your horn? 278 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:32,140 Oh, there's no boulevard. This is a private... Oh, I see. 279 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:33,700 I'm not an officer, no. 280 00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,320 Let me see your driver's license, please. 281 00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:38,820 Okay. Let me see now. Here's a birth certificate. 282 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,600 Dog license. 283 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,620 Ah, here's my new suit. 284 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:43,819 Oh, not really. 285 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:44,820 Oh, how effective. 286 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:46,100 It's sort of plaid, isn't it? Yeah. 287 00:15:46,340 --> 00:15:49,160 It's going to have it made very plain. Well, the padded shoulders and one 288 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,160 button, you know. 289 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:51,420 It's going to be very becoming. 290 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:56,340 A new license, Mrs. Wicks. Let me see the driving suit, will you? The outfit, 291 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,960 the... Where am I? 292 00:15:58,880 --> 00:15:59,880 Where'd you get the material? 293 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,540 It's Stratford's in Providence. Oh, really? Yeah. 294 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:04,400 $3 .50 a yard. No. 295 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,180 Oh, that's just stealing, isn't it? 296 00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:07,380 For nothing. 297 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,580 Barrisfield, Pennsylvania. I know it well. 298 00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:12,520 My sister used to live there. Oh, really? Tell me, do they still have the 299 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,440 in front of the soldiers' monument? Yes. And the flagpole with the flag? Oh, 300 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:16,499 what do you know? 301 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,360 Tell me, does Frank Jameson still run the commercial house? 302 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:21,580 Gracias. Her driver's license, Mrs. Wicks. 303 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,200 Now, young lady, what have you got to say for yourself? 304 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,680 I didn't know it was allowed. 305 00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:26,999 What's allowed? 306 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,200 For anyone to talk but you. 307 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:29,880 The girl's impudent. 308 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:32,780 I'm awfully sorry. Grandma's out of bed. Oh, that's all right. 309 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,840 I had a good time, believe it or not. 310 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:35,719 Did you really? 311 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:36,720 Mm -hmm. 312 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,240 Don't forget what I said about windmills. 313 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,400 You better start on her. I never saw a bigger one. 314 00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:45,040 What's she saying to you? 315 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:46,960 Something about windmills. 316 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:48,400 Then do something. 317 00:16:48,780 --> 00:16:49,780 I'll write it down. 318 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,760 Will you? 319 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,160 Will... Will you think it over? 320 00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:56,440 Goodbye. Goodbye. 321 00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:58,260 Goodbye, everybody. 322 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,590 Jake, I've got to talk to you. 323 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:20,790 Oh, don't you? You can't do that. Oh, yes, I can. In fact, I've already done 324 00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:21,749 or maybe you didn't notice. 325 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,890 But you mustn't. I shouldn't even be meeting you like this. It's the only 326 00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:27,890 we've got. That's the reason I took this job. I know, but it isn't fair. It 327 00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:28,970 isn't fair to Joe. Oh, that's... 328 00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:31,770 Say, listen, when are you going to tell that stuffed -up biggo that you're not 329 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:32,770 engaged to him anymore? 330 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,230 I think you've got him all wrong. He's all right. He's very nice, really. 331 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:36,169 Yeah, sure. 332 00:18:36,170 --> 00:18:39,010 Darling, if you'd only go away, it would make it so much easier for me. I don't 333 00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:41,690 want to make it easier. I want to make it tougher. That's the kind of a guy I 334 00:18:41,690 --> 00:18:43,310 am. Well, you just say the word, and I'll go up there to the house. 335 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:48,890 It's Grandma Wicks. Well, she's been set on my marrying since I was 16. Yeah, I 336 00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:50,830 get it. The perfect wife for the perfect specimen. 337 00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:54,110 Well, she's my guardian, and I... Yes, and if she cuts you off, bang goes my 338 00:18:54,110 --> 00:18:56,610 chances of ever being supported in the manner to which I've never been 339 00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:57,610 accustomed. 340 00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:03,710 what's coming around the mulberry bush. 341 00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:06,290 Joe, I've got to go. Wait a minute. 342 00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,410 Don't forget, tomorrow at the same time. 343 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,780 and this thing doesn't pay me to think now. Come on, get out of my car. 344 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:40,760 Oh, is this your car? 345 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,380 Certainly it is. Out of the last rattle. 346 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,860 Oh, that makes quite a difference, doesn't it? 347 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,780 I wonder if I could borrow it. I want to pay a visit. 348 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,060 If you pay away a year, you can have it. 349 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,720 Oh, I only want it till tonight. 350 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,480 Will you rent it? 351 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,680 How much? 352 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,500 Well, $25. 353 00:19:57,980 --> 00:19:59,700 That's pretty near all I've got. 354 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:01,760 It's a deal. 355 00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:03,180 Good. 356 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,680 When I say my man, don't mention that you saw me, will you? 357 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,780 Very well, my good fellow. And if you don't come back, it'll be too soon. 358 00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:10,260 What? 359 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:13,200 I said if you give her plenty of oil, she'll take you to the top of the world. 360 00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:14,980 Oh, good. That's where I'm going. 361 00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:23,060 Oh, 362 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,100 Mr. Gretzky. 363 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,520 Mr. Gretzky. Mr. 364 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:32,740 Gretzky. 365 00:20:33,390 --> 00:20:34,309 What's happened? 366 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:36,150 Don't yell in this house a word in the morning. What is it? 367 00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:38,270 Something terrible has happened. What is it? 368 00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:42,470 You sure? 369 00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:44,170 Yes, sir. Oh, my word. 370 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:45,990 Did you look in his clothes closet? 371 00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:48,850 Yes, sir. Did you look in his laundry room? Yes, I did, sir. Oh, well, I know 372 00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:49,850 where he is. He's in his bathtub. 373 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:51,150 Did you look in his bathtub? 374 00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:54,390 Yes, I looked there, sir. Well, he must be somewhere. I'm absolutely certain of 375 00:20:54,390 --> 00:20:55,390 that. 376 00:20:55,430 --> 00:20:56,409 Aren't you? 377 00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:57,410 Undoubtedly, sir. 378 00:20:57,530 --> 00:20:58,530 I'll see for myself. 379 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,260 What is it, Gretton? What's the matter with you? 380 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:17,120 What? Oh, nothing, nothing, Mrs. Wicks. Nothing's the matter at all, except that 381 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:20,900 you know this world is full of calamities. We seem to be surrounded on 382 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:24,760 with fires and floods and earthquakes and accidents. Do you realize that two 383 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:28,200 lives are snuffed out violently every minute of every hour? What are you 384 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:28,959 to say? 385 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,480 You mustn't get excited, Mrs. Wicks. You mustn't become overwrought. You've just 386 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,220 got to compose yourself. That's all. Compose yourself. 387 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,100 I know you. 388 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:36,840 Something's wrong. 389 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,460 Something's happened to Gerald. 390 00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:40,300 Has it? Oh, to Gerald. 391 00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:43,970 Mrs. Briggs, that's what I was leading up to. As a matter of fact, Gerald has 392 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:47,030 disappeared. He's nowhere to be found. What do you mean, nowhere to be found? I 393 00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:48,070 mean, we can't find him anywhere. 394 00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:49,809 Have you looked? 395 00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:53,450 I give you my word, we've searched this estate with a grappling, with one of 396 00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:55,310 those curry combs, and we cannot find him. 397 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:57,030 Well, he's got to be found. 398 00:21:57,490 --> 00:22:00,310 Don't tell me that he can drop out of sight in the middle of the day. 399 00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:01,650 Perhaps he's run away. 400 00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:02,970 Oh, don't be ridiculous. 401 00:22:03,350 --> 00:22:04,510 What would he do that for? 402 00:22:04,930 --> 00:22:07,090 Hasn't he got everything in the world here that he... 403 00:22:08,850 --> 00:22:11,830 Now, you must keep cool. You must be excited. He's been kidnapped. 404 00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:13,270 That's what. 405 00:22:13,390 --> 00:22:17,770 Well, don't stand there like a couple of nincompoops. Do something. 406 00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:21,050 Telephone the G -men or whatever their ridiculous names are. The G -men? 407 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:22,930 Call the police. Police, of course, yes. 408 00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,430 Give me the police. The police, please. 409 00:22:25,810 --> 00:22:28,230 Do you suppose that girl who crashed for the fence the other day can have 410 00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:29,230 anything to do with it? 411 00:22:30,790 --> 00:22:32,970 Alicia, you might be right. 412 00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:34,790 Whatever gave you that idea? 413 00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:36,710 Is this the police station? I want to speak to the chief. 414 00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:39,940 This is Wicks Utilities speaking, and we at the house here have an idea that 415 00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:41,880 something's happened to young Mr. Wicks. Hold the line. 416 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,840 Yes. Yes. 417 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,040 Yes. 418 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,600 He's been kidnapped. 419 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,760 Yes, he's been kidnapped, I tell you. 420 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,080 No, I haven't any photograph. 421 00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:54,440 No, he's never had one taken. 422 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,820 Because I wouldn't allow it. 423 00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:00,380 What? 424 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,020 What does he look like? 425 00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:05,860 Ah, he's male, six foot one. 426 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,500 operating. I'm not yelling. 427 00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:15,740 I've had enough of your impertinence. You find my grandson. 428 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,360 Indeed. Tell the fellow up. 429 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,780 No, thank you. I'm looking for the Carter residence. 430 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:45,900 Well, you can take your choice. There's a whole flock of them around here. 431 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:49,840 There's Joe Carter. He runs a feed mill. And there's H .P. He's in the bank. 432 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,080 And old Doc Carter. 433 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,840 Old Doc. He's dead, but his widow lives right over there. The one I'm looking 434 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:55,840 for has a daughter. 435 00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:56,860 They all got daughters. 436 00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,020 Oh. Well, this daughter is rather good -looking. 437 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,800 Well, why didn't you say so? That's Professor Carter's gal. 438 00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:06,560 And when you say she's just rather good -looking, you better get yourself a pair 439 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,559 of cheaters, son. 440 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:08,600 Yes, well, where does she live? 441 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,880 Who? 442 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,080 Professor Carter's daughter. 443 00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:13,740 Oh, well, now, don't get peevish. 444 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,360 How can I tell you where she lives if you don't give me a chance to get a word 445 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:18,360 in edgeways? 446 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,560 Now, you take this street. 447 00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:23,540 The first road out of town, you turn to your right. You'll see a big brown 448 00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:25,060 house. That ain't it. 449 00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:28,000 But you keep on going till you come to an oak tree. 450 00:24:28,380 --> 00:24:30,340 Behind that oak tree, you'll see a white house. 451 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,880 Now, if they ain't painted that some other color, that's it. 452 00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:35,480 Oh, there's a picket fence around it. You can't miss it anyway. 453 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,480 You've got good eyesight. 454 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:38,540 All right, thanks very much. 455 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,180 I say, do you play golf? 456 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:41,880 Yes, sometimes. Why? 457 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,580 I got something here I invented. 458 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Ain't that a beaut? 459 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:47,900 Yes, what is it? 460 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,000 That's a streamlined golf ball. That's what that is. 461 00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:52,600 That's the second model. 462 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,960 The first one I had almost perfected. 463 00:24:55,580 --> 00:24:57,940 Tied it out one morning, about a four -foot putt. 464 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,180 Well, I ain't seen it since. 465 00:25:00,730 --> 00:25:03,770 I don't get a chance to work on that thing, though, the way I ought to. 466 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:07,670 pester me around here for oil and gas and want their cars fixed. 467 00:25:08,110 --> 00:25:10,110 You don't know a good mechanic how to work, do you? 468 00:25:10,630 --> 00:25:11,710 No, I'm afraid I don't. 469 00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:13,130 No, I didn't think you would. 470 00:25:13,530 --> 00:25:15,370 First to the right, did you say? Yeah, yeah. 471 00:25:15,730 --> 00:25:16,730 Thanks very much. 472 00:25:16,770 --> 00:25:17,770 Here's something for your trouble. 473 00:25:18,070 --> 00:25:20,230 Oh, that's all right. I own this place. 474 00:25:21,510 --> 00:25:22,590 Take your money, son. 475 00:25:23,050 --> 00:25:25,610 Someday you can buy yourself a set of streamlined golf balls. 476 00:25:28,090 --> 00:25:29,090 Well, thanks anyway. 477 00:25:30,670 --> 00:25:32,950 Something terrible has happened in this household, my friends. 478 00:25:33,210 --> 00:25:35,890 To someone very near and very dear to all of us. 479 00:25:36,430 --> 00:25:40,690 However, we have got to meet the crisis bravely. This is no time for weakness. 480 00:25:40,910 --> 00:25:43,050 We must hide our feelings with a smile. 481 00:25:43,990 --> 00:25:46,170 No crying, Maggie. I said with a smile. 482 00:25:47,510 --> 00:25:48,429 Thank you. 483 00:25:48,430 --> 00:25:51,450 So I'm going to ask you, each and every one of you, to return to your places 484 00:25:51,450 --> 00:25:55,400 immediately. I personally will convey your sympathies to Mrs. Wicks. You can 485 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:59,400 appreciate her overwrought condition, realizing, as we all do, how her 486 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:03,460 and heir in the hands of the kidnappers at this very moment is probably 487 00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:05,760 suffering untold tortures. 488 00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:35,950 Put those in the new bed and give them plenty of water. Yes, Father. 489 00:26:36,670 --> 00:26:39,230 There's a phone there. All right, I'll take it. 490 00:26:41,870 --> 00:26:42,870 Hello? 491 00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:45,570 Yes, yes, this is Professor Carter. 492 00:26:46,550 --> 00:26:47,550 They have? 493 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:13,660 I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. Well, you might ask me if I'm hurt. 494 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:15,520 I asked you. It's very obvious you're not. 495 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:19,460 Oh, well, shall I go back and try again? No, don't bother. What is this? What 496 00:27:19,460 --> 00:27:22,000 happened to you? I didn't know you had so much nerve. I'm amazed. 497 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,700 Well, I'm pretty much amazed myself, as a matter of fact. 498 00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:25,859 How'd it happen? 499 00:27:25,860 --> 00:27:30,000 Oh, I was coming along and saw something that I thought interested me and took 500 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,900 my eyes off the road and, uh, zowie, it happened. 501 00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:35,560 Funny? Very funny. 502 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,420 How'd you get out of that satin line jail? 503 00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:39,290 Through the hole you made in our fence. 504 00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:40,570 Why? 505 00:27:40,790 --> 00:27:43,930 Well, I'd been thinking about Mona and Tilly Specknagel, you see. Yes. 506 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:46,570 And what you said about being cooped up. Oh. 507 00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:49,090 And, uh, oh, I'd been reading this, too. 508 00:27:49,530 --> 00:27:51,110 Remember? Don Quixote. Yes. 509 00:27:52,110 --> 00:27:56,270 And I was pretty restless last night and got up early and saw the hole in the 510 00:27:56,270 --> 00:27:59,890 fence and, uh, well, it's spring, you know. 511 00:28:01,850 --> 00:28:02,850 Mona! 512 00:28:03,430 --> 00:28:04,430 Oh, Mona! 513 00:28:04,570 --> 00:28:05,570 Mona! 514 00:28:05,770 --> 00:28:07,990 Here's my father. I'd like you to meet him. Oh, I'd be delighted. 515 00:28:10,830 --> 00:28:14,790 The Chinese lily bulbs have arrived from China, and I was... Oh, I beg your 516 00:28:14,790 --> 00:28:17,670 pardon. Father, I'd like you to meet Mr. Gerald Barrison Wicks. This is my 517 00:28:17,670 --> 00:28:20,050 father, Professor Carter. How do you do? Oh, excuse me. 518 00:28:20,350 --> 00:28:21,349 Oh, yes. 519 00:28:21,350 --> 00:28:24,790 Glad to meet you, young man. Thank you, sir. I must apologize. Oh, not at all. 520 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:25,569 Not at all. 521 00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:29,510 Always glad to have Mona's friends drop in. Oh, yes. Thank you, sir. But I must 522 00:28:29,510 --> 00:28:33,170 apologize about your fence. You see, I... Fence? I don't see anything wrong 523 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:33,849 the fence. 524 00:28:33,850 --> 00:28:35,710 Why do you have to apologize for it? Right over there, Father. 525 00:28:35,910 --> 00:28:39,270 Mr. Wicks had an accident. Of course, he couldn't help it. His steering wheel 526 00:28:39,270 --> 00:28:42,990 broke and he came crashing through. Oh, bless me, that's very unfortunate. 527 00:28:43,410 --> 00:28:47,830 Well, I must apologize to you, Mr., Mr., Mr. Wicks. What for? 528 00:28:48,050 --> 00:28:49,670 For having the fence there in the way. 529 00:28:49,950 --> 00:28:53,310 Oh. Yes, I can see it's a distinct menace to public safety. 530 00:28:54,010 --> 00:28:55,050 I shall have it removed. 531 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,060 Mr. Wicks has started working on that already. 532 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,100 Oh, well, I've got some carpenter tools in the garage. 533 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,140 Oh, thank you, sir. That's very kind of you. Yes, he is kind, and he's 534 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,300 terrifically famous, aren't you, Father? Yes, indeed. 535 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,860 Yes, he's a horticulturist, and the King of Sweden gave him a medal. 536 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:08,680 What did he give you a medal for? 537 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,780 For my study of the psychological detail in the development of the zygote and 538 00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:14,660 the coliaceae. What about that telephone call? 539 00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:18,700 Oh, you know those Chinese lily bulbs that Professor Manheim was going to send 540 00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:21,000 me? Well, they've just come in on the 512 local. 541 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,440 They're down at the station now. 542 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,100 Oh, and you want me to get them? Would you mind, dear? Okay, I'll change my 543 00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:26,100 clothes for you later. Oh, thank you. That's fine. 544 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:29,740 Chinese, did you say, sir? Yes, from China. Well, that's very interesting. 545 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:30,920 You, uh... 546 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:33,680 You'll excuse my excitement, won't you, Mr... Which? 547 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,600 But they're the genuine Meng Hua. 548 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:36,880 Most rare. 549 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:37,559 Meng Hua? 550 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,660 Yes. Not the Meng Hua? Yes. From the Chang Kiang? Yes. 551 00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:44,060 Really? Well, that's amazing. I don't suppose there's ever been more than a 552 00:29:44,060 --> 00:29:46,980 couple of dozen imported into this country. No, I know that. I know, but I 553 00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:49,400 didn't... Oh, I'm quite sure. More satisfactory, I thought. Yes, and I 554 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,880 thank you enough. Sorry to disturb you. 555 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,860 Oh, oh, Mona, Mona. He knows all about the Hmong wall. 556 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,079 Oh, yes, he would. 557 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,040 Well, you see, most of the mills and factories of which utilities have 558 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,500 planted around them, and I naturally had to learn horticulture. You'd be 559 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,880 surprised what Mr. Wicks has to learn, Dad. Yes, he's a very worthy young man. 560 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,840 He must stay to dinner. Well, goodbye. 561 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:08,179 Oh, goodbye. 562 00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:09,180 Come on, Jerry. 563 00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:12,440 He's pretty sweet, isn't he? He is. He could certainly give Grandma a few 564 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,180 lessons about how to behave when people knock their fences down. Shall I get in 565 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:16,180 first? Go ahead. 566 00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:18,980 Bye, Dad. 567 00:30:20,350 --> 00:30:24,190 Goodbye. Don't forget the early morning sun. No, I won't. I won't. And thank you 568 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:26,410 for all the information you gave me. Goodbye. 569 00:30:33,350 --> 00:30:37,910 Flash, from Radio News Service. We interrupt all programs to bring you a 570 00:30:37,910 --> 00:30:42,570 bulletin. An unverified report states that Gerald Beresford Wicks, heir to 571 00:30:42,570 --> 00:30:46,230 Utilities and the $30 million estate of the nationally famous eccentric Mrs. 572 00:30:46,370 --> 00:30:48,450 Leona Wicks, is missing, feared kidnapped. 573 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:52,720 Young Wicks, known the country over as the perfect specimen, disappeared at an 574 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,539 early hour. 575 00:30:53,540 --> 00:30:56,960 Any information as to his whereabouts should be communicated to your local 576 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:57,960 police headquarters. 577 00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,080 Well. 578 00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:01,640 Well. Grandma's unleashed the bloodhounds already. 579 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,160 What are you going to do? 580 00:31:03,340 --> 00:31:04,340 Well, I don't know. 581 00:31:04,820 --> 00:31:07,400 I'm not certain of one thing. I'm not going to be dragged back like a runaway 582 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,880 schoolboy. Now that you're a wanted man, you can't drive me home, of course. 583 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,220 Maybe you could get near enough to drop me off, huh? Oh, no, please. 584 00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:17,920 Look, just give me a few more hours, will you? The rest of the afternoon. 585 00:31:18,730 --> 00:31:21,730 You know, remember your friend Tilly Specknagle said she'd always be a friend 586 00:31:21,730 --> 00:31:22,730 mine if ever I got out? 587 00:31:23,310 --> 00:31:26,650 Well, you ask her, and if she says no, well, then I'll take you home. Well, 588 00:31:26,650 --> 00:31:28,050 would not encourage you in your weakness. 589 00:31:28,870 --> 00:31:29,870 Tilly thinks it's okay. 590 00:31:30,530 --> 00:31:34,050 So we'll go to the station by the way of East Shrewsbury. 591 00:31:34,290 --> 00:31:36,430 Why East Shrewsbury? That's three hours out of the way. 592 00:31:36,690 --> 00:31:37,690 Ah, fine. 593 00:31:37,790 --> 00:31:38,790 Thanks. 594 00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:56,220 They're funny little things. Yeah. 595 00:31:56,700 --> 00:32:00,480 That's what Marco Polo said about them in the year 1272 when he first saw them 596 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:01,379 in Turkestan. 597 00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:04,420 As a matter of fact, there's a species in Asia... Okay, pal, I get it. 598 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,200 Gangway, fellas, we're coming through. Look out! 599 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,540 You're kind of having fun, aren't you? Yes, rather. 600 00:32:23,130 --> 00:32:25,530 You know, when you learn to relax, you feel very snappy, don't you? 601 00:32:25,790 --> 00:32:26,790 Snappy, yeah. 602 00:32:26,930 --> 00:32:28,730 You know a lot about everything, don't you? 603 00:32:28,970 --> 00:32:31,810 Well, I have to. You see, someday I'll have thousands of men in my employ, and 604 00:32:31,810 --> 00:32:33,770 Grandma thinks I ought to be superior in every way. 605 00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:35,250 Oh, and are you? 606 00:32:35,470 --> 00:32:36,470 Well, naturally. 607 00:32:36,530 --> 00:32:37,530 Well, 608 00:32:37,710 --> 00:32:38,710 I asked for it. 609 00:32:44,990 --> 00:32:47,530 Come on, get out of there. 610 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:51,370 What's the idea of hugging a robe like it was each other? 611 00:32:52,010 --> 00:32:54,510 Maybe they would love Pinky. I'm in love with you, ain't I? 612 00:32:55,530 --> 00:32:56,329 Ain't I? 613 00:32:56,330 --> 00:32:57,229 Yes, Pinky. 614 00:32:57,230 --> 00:32:58,770 Do I act dumb like that? 615 00:32:59,050 --> 00:33:00,050 Yes, Pinky, pal. 616 00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:03,530 The middle of the road is no place for a honeymoon. 617 00:33:05,030 --> 00:33:06,770 Get out of there! 618 00:33:07,750 --> 00:33:09,050 Hmm, spring. 619 00:33:09,330 --> 00:33:10,610 Smell it? Isn't it wonderful? 620 00:33:10,970 --> 00:33:12,930 Everything's crying, birds singing. 621 00:33:13,390 --> 00:33:16,690 They sound like birds to you, but it sounds to me like someone wants to pass. 622 00:33:17,210 --> 00:33:18,950 Really? Oh, yeah. 623 00:33:20,430 --> 00:33:21,430 Hold on. 624 00:33:21,650 --> 00:33:24,950 I'm going to knock them so far they'll have to get on a comet to ride back. 625 00:33:24,950 --> 00:33:30,810 are you going to do? 626 00:33:33,490 --> 00:33:36,170 I'm going to fix that. Let me out of here. 627 00:33:36,570 --> 00:33:38,190 Let go of me, will you? 628 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:39,730 Stay with me. 629 00:33:40,390 --> 00:33:43,050 He seems a little Pete, doesn't he? You exaggerate. 630 00:33:43,610 --> 00:33:46,030 Hey, what's the idea, you punk? 631 00:33:46,590 --> 00:33:49,650 Oh, I beg your pardon. We were just... What's your idea, you big ape? You drove 632 00:33:49,650 --> 00:33:52,050 us off the road, didn't you? You stay out of this, sister. 633 00:33:52,510 --> 00:33:55,570 You want to make something out of it? Stay out of this. You ain't the first 634 00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:56,549 I ever smacked. 635 00:33:56,550 --> 00:33:59,390 Oh, really, my good man. You can't talk to a lady like that, you know. 636 00:33:59,790 --> 00:34:00,790 My good man? 637 00:34:00,990 --> 00:34:04,790 Don't you, my good man, me, you squirt. For two cents, I drag you out of there. 638 00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:06,630 Come on, get out of there. 639 00:34:07,070 --> 00:34:08,590 You're making a big mistake, you know. 640 00:34:09,210 --> 00:34:10,570 Come on. Come on. 641 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:12,650 Jerry! 642 00:34:13,650 --> 00:34:15,409 You're crazy. Well, I had to do it. 643 00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:18,870 Come on, get up with him. With that, I'm going to wipe the road up with you. No, 644 00:34:18,889 --> 00:34:20,750 please don't. Get out of that car and take off your coat. 645 00:34:21,210 --> 00:34:22,989 I really don't want to spar with you, you know. 646 00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:26,870 Spar with me? I'm only going to knock your block off, that's all. Come on, get 647 00:34:26,870 --> 00:34:27,870 out of there. 648 00:34:28,409 --> 00:34:29,409 Come on. 649 00:34:29,690 --> 00:34:30,690 Well, if you insist. 650 00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:33,130 Oh, Jerry, don't. Come on, get out of there. 651 00:34:33,350 --> 00:34:36,409 Come on, get that coat off. You're going to get good and dirty. 652 00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:37,770 Here. 653 00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:43,590 Hold this. I don't want to get no powder on it. He wants to. Come on, let's go 654 00:34:43,590 --> 00:34:44,590 back in the truck. 655 00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,640 Grandma, 656 00:35:03,260 --> 00:35:04,620 I think you've got something there. 657 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:09,680 What happened, Pinky? Did he trip you? You ought to be ashamed of yourself, you 658 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:10,399 big sissy. 659 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,480 Come on, Pinky. Get up. Come on. 660 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,220 Be a man. Get up with your daughter. 661 00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:18,180 Look at this. Oh, gee, get up, will you? This is a surprise. 662 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,760 First one I've seen this year. 663 00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:22,180 A perfect specimen of teleopolyphemus. 664 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,540 Pretty, isn't it? They're quite rare around here, too. They feed on birch, 665 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,578 any kind of wood. 666 00:35:26,580 --> 00:35:28,340 Why didn't you let him finish his dinner? Yeah. 667 00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:35,040 Come on, Pinky, get up. Get up, will you, Pinky? You're not dead. Be a man. 668 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,040 up for me. 669 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,860 Pinky, Pinky, come on. I say, I hope I haven't hurt you seriously. You're a big 670 00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:42,340 man now. Get up. Can I give you a hand up? Come on, that's your boy. Get up on 671 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:44,600 your feet. Take my mouth off you, you lug. 672 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,280 Pinky! Are you all right, Pinky? Oh, gee, did he hurt you? 673 00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:55,080 Pinky! Pinky, you ought to be ashamed hitting him when he was helping you. Oh, 674 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:59,000 who's hitting anybody? I ain't. Gee, I never seen nothing like that before. 675 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,980 Yeah, and you never saw a rabbit spit thermomite before, either. 676 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,080 What weight do you fight at? Oh, I don't fight. 677 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:07,900 Oh, I suppose you just kissed this eye on me, huh? 678 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,720 Who taught you to punch? 679 00:36:10,140 --> 00:36:11,360 Maxie Bain. You like it? 680 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,540 Maxie Bain, the ex -champ? Yeah. 681 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,740 Why didn't you tell me you was a pro before you started picking on me? 682 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,360 I thought I was good, but Maxie banged. 683 00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:21,220 Well, of course, I don't fight professionally. 684 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:22,820 Well, what are you training with him for? 685 00:36:23,660 --> 00:36:26,340 Well, you see, one day I'll be the head of the... He trains for exercise. 686 00:36:27,460 --> 00:36:28,460 For exercise? 687 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:31,240 Oh, yes, exercise. 688 00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:35,860 Listen, my name's Pinky Cassidy, and I know when I'm licked. 689 00:36:36,140 --> 00:36:38,440 How do you do, Mr. Cassidy? This is my dame. 690 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:39,678 Clara Bell Murphy. 691 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,180 Pleased to meet you. Oh, thank you. Pleased to meet you, Miss Murphy. 692 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,860 This is Miss Myrna Carter, and my name's Gerald. What? 693 00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:49,820 Gerald? So think that a guy named Gerald should give me this. 694 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,260 You've got a fist like a block of cement. 695 00:36:52,740 --> 00:36:54,800 Gee, you want it? See your eyes. Yeah, here, look. 696 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:59,820 Holy mackerel, get a load of that shiner. Hot compress is very good. Oh, 697 00:36:59,820 --> 00:37:03,260 beefsteak. Where are you going to get beefsteak? There's a cow over in that 698 00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:04,260 field. 699 00:37:04,620 --> 00:37:05,980 Gee, Tricky, this is terrible. 700 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,760 Oh, it'll be all right in a few days. 701 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,200 Oh, it ain't that. 702 00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:11,460 In an hour, I'm supposed to have a fight again. 703 00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:13,320 What do you do, have a fight every hour? 704 00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:14,580 Well, you don't understand. 705 00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:17,640 We're on our way to a picnic of the truckman's local. 706 00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:21,140 You know, dance and music, heat and beer. Oh, it's swell. 707 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,360 Oh, it sounds swell. 708 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,340 And the best thing on the program is the prize fight. Yeah, and Pinky was going 709 00:37:26,340 --> 00:37:30,040 to get $150 for fighting the headliner. And we were going to take the money and 710 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,640 get married. And if he don't, he might change his mind again, probably. He's 711 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,540 awful good at changing his mind fast, ain't you, Pinky? Yeah. 712 00:37:37,910 --> 00:37:39,570 No. What are you talking about? 713 00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:43,550 Of course, you might not have won, you know. Listen, that pushover's been 714 00:37:43,550 --> 00:37:46,390 knocked over so many times, they call him Canvas Back Malone. 715 00:37:46,690 --> 00:37:48,610 I could kiss him cold with a cough. 716 00:37:48,830 --> 00:37:50,130 Gee, we never get to break. 717 00:37:50,510 --> 00:37:51,930 Perhaps I could help you. How? 718 00:37:52,190 --> 00:37:55,410 Well, I could substitute for him. You know, I could fight this fellow for you. 719 00:37:56,270 --> 00:37:57,670 Would you do that, Tricky? 720 00:37:58,010 --> 00:37:59,390 I'd be delighted to, Bingy. 721 00:37:59,590 --> 00:38:00,590 Oh, what a pal. 722 00:38:00,650 --> 00:38:01,650 Shake, pal. 723 00:38:01,690 --> 00:38:02,690 Well, thanks, pal. 724 00:38:03,319 --> 00:38:06,760 But we're up against a stone wall. We're in the dark. We don't know what he 725 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,380 looks like, and we can't take another step without a picture of it. Any kind 726 00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:11,380 photograph will do. 727 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,160 Oh, you are a stupid man. 728 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,980 I've said a hundred times that he's never had his photograph taken. 729 00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:20,320 Besides, what do you want a photograph for? I've told you what he looks like. 730 00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:22,040 Mrs. Wicks, may I suggest something? No. 731 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:26,000 Oh, well, it was simply that as long as this sleuth... That is the technical 732 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,460 term, isn't it? Yes, sleuth. 733 00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:30,480 As long as he feels that a photograph is necessary, I have one. 734 00:38:31,070 --> 00:38:33,390 Well, then what are you standing there gabbing for? Go and get it. 735 00:38:33,690 --> 00:38:34,890 Of course, yes. What? 736 00:38:35,090 --> 00:38:36,210 Oh, yes, the photograph. 737 00:38:36,670 --> 00:38:40,670 Excuse me, yes, of course. And it was about 7 .30 in the morning? Yes, sir. 738 00:38:40,670 --> 00:38:42,090 you sure that he slept in his bed? 739 00:38:42,330 --> 00:38:43,570 Oh, what a silly question. 740 00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:48,370 Briggs? Yes, madam? Is my grandson in the habit of sleeping on the floor? 741 00:38:48,770 --> 00:38:50,370 No, madam, certainly not. 742 00:38:50,570 --> 00:38:52,990 Very well, then we can presume he slept in his bed. 743 00:38:54,610 --> 00:38:55,610 Here we are. 744 00:38:58,230 --> 00:38:59,290 Oh, lovely. 745 00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:04,600 You say that any photograph of my grandson will help you to find him? Just 746 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,218 it's clear. 747 00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:07,420 Very well, then there you are. Now go and bring him back. 748 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,300 Hey, Piggy, what's the matter with the lamp? 749 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:28,120 Why the black money? I was chopping wood for my grandmother and a stick blew up 750 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:28,819 and bit me. 751 00:39:28,820 --> 00:39:32,300 Here's down the highway, folks. Very good help. Come on, Pinky, I'll make 752 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:41,540 Ladies and gentlemen, big five stars in five minutes. 753 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,140 Gee, I hope your boyfriend wins. Oh, so do I. 754 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,980 Have you been engaged to Pinky for long? He wasn't ever engaged. Pinky don't 755 00:39:47,980 --> 00:39:52,040 care for grills. All I want to do is get my hands on that 150 snack and... 756 00:39:52,460 --> 00:39:56,440 I'm practically Mrs. Creaky Cassidy right now. Oh, he's too steep. Come on. 757 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,400 Ladies and gentlemen, truck pushers. 758 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:05,460 I'm very sorry to announce that Canvas Back Malone cut his hand on a beer glass 759 00:40:05,460 --> 00:40:07,200 and won't be able to fight the main event. 760 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:14,520 But we will have a main event just the same. And in place of Canvas Back 761 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:18,820 we have as a substitute none other than the undefeated state heavyweight 762 00:40:18,820 --> 00:40:21,520 champion, the man with murder in both hands, 763 00:40:22,790 --> 00:40:23,790 Chloroform Collie! 764 00:40:24,170 --> 00:40:27,170 Oh, wait a minute, Tricky. I ain't gonna let you do it. You ain't got a chance 765 00:40:27,170 --> 00:40:28,170 with that guy. 766 00:40:28,470 --> 00:40:30,890 Chloroform's still paying off the widow of the last guy he fought. 767 00:40:31,450 --> 00:40:34,490 Oh, I don't mind. In fact, I'd rather like to spell it. But it's dangerous. 768 00:40:35,130 --> 00:40:36,650 Don't worry. I won't hurt him. 769 00:40:37,670 --> 00:40:38,690 You won't hurt him. 770 00:40:39,850 --> 00:40:41,090 Come on. We must keep him waiting. 771 00:40:43,130 --> 00:40:47,630 You won't live long. Who's your shepherd, old piggy? Too bad, piggy. 772 00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:52,180 Pinky, they're slipping in a ringer on you. We know all about that. Why don't 773 00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:55,260 you do something, then? Tricky offered to fight for you, not die for you. You 774 00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:58,880 said we wanted to get married, didn't you? Well, sure, but you think I want to 775 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,920 see this guy go sporting me every night? It's murder. Oh, forget it. Oh, Pinky, 776 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:03,920 let's... Never mind. 777 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,480 Here goes my wedding ring. 778 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,820 Ladies and gentlemen, main event... 779 00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:20,210 Ten rounds or less. 780 00:41:20,550 --> 00:41:24,190 In this corner, at 180 pounds, Tricky Berry. 781 00:41:26,970 --> 00:41:33,810 And in this corner, at 197 pounds, Claude Blum 782 00:41:33,810 --> 00:41:34,810 Connolly. 783 00:41:48,410 --> 00:41:51,330 punches. In case of a knockdown, go to a neutral corner. When the bell rings, 784 00:41:51,430 --> 00:41:52,650 come out and fight. Shake hands. 785 00:41:52,970 --> 00:41:53,970 How do you do? 786 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:23,820 I'm shaking like an aspirin. 787 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:27,260 I've felt the same once when I've seen two guys walk a tightrope between two 788 00:42:27,260 --> 00:42:29,040 buildings. They almost made it. Almost? 789 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,740 Yeah. Say, you in love with tricking? 790 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,120 Of course not. 791 00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:33,340 That's what you think. 792 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,500 Hey, are you sure your boyfriend didn't have a rock in his hand when he... 793 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:53,779 think he's been there? 794 00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:57,340 I think I'll get him some smelling salt. No, go out and get that monkey wrench. 795 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:58,440 It's safer. 796 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:03,640 Have 797 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:11,600 you 798 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:12,860 got something better, Stan? 799 00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:16,040 No, no. Take on you to Oscar. 800 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,820 He looks like a dancing bulletproof. 801 00:43:19,060 --> 00:43:20,440 Yeah, it's a waltz marathon. 802 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,460 Maybe I can dance. 803 00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:26,030 Review? Look at the stiffs. Why don't they bring them up? They look like the 804 00:43:26,030 --> 00:43:27,030 Siamese twins. 805 00:43:27,150 --> 00:43:28,910 Come on, Tony. Play a wall. 806 00:44:08,010 --> 00:44:09,010 Your partner? 807 00:44:15,710 --> 00:44:17,350 What's the matter? Did you hurt your hand? 808 00:44:17,670 --> 00:44:18,790 I heard it's all right. Why? 809 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:22,350 Why did you suck him like you sucked me on a roll? Oh, that was different. 810 00:44:22,590 --> 00:44:25,370 I was annoyed with you, but this chloroform seems like a nice fella. 811 00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:27,870 There's a nook three out there. 812 00:44:28,330 --> 00:44:30,090 Why don't you kill that daffy, Dale? 813 00:44:30,370 --> 00:44:32,650 All right, you catch him for me now, sock. 814 00:44:33,010 --> 00:44:34,290 You ladies enjoying yourselves? 815 00:44:34,650 --> 00:44:36,270 Did you learn that 50 -yard dash from Grandma? 816 00:44:36,950 --> 00:44:37,950 Yes, how'd you know? 817 00:44:41,170 --> 00:44:44,270 Gee, if I could just lay one on him once, I'd blast his ears away. 818 00:44:44,930 --> 00:44:45,950 I got an idea. 819 00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:47,810 Now, in this town... 820 00:45:08,010 --> 00:45:08,988 Oh, baby. 821 00:45:08,990 --> 00:45:11,590 Your boyfriend's certainly afraid to get these cameras up, ain't he? 822 00:45:11,850 --> 00:45:12,609 Are you? 823 00:45:12,610 --> 00:45:13,610 No. 824 00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:51,440 Not a cent a mile. 825 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:52,800 It's going swell for him. 826 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,780 Listen, kid, let me throw him in the tub. I ain't going to let you go back 827 00:45:55,780 --> 00:45:56,678 that gorilla. 828 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,680 I must stay in. 829 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,640 This Mr. Connolly is a very deceiving character. 830 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,900 Besides, you'll think he beat me. 831 00:46:04,180 --> 00:46:05,180 He'll think. 832 00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:09,060 Wait a minute. 833 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,180 Hey, Sheriff, come here. 834 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,040 Wait a minute. I'll be right with you. Hey, John. 835 00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:19,800 What's wrong, Sheriff? Come up here and sub for me. 836 00:46:22,450 --> 00:46:24,810 Wait a minute, Barney. Something's happened. 837 00:46:25,970 --> 00:46:29,990 Ladies and gentlemen, the balance of this fight will be refereed by John 838 00:46:29,990 --> 00:46:31,390 Phillips here. I have to leave. 839 00:46:31,970 --> 00:46:33,150 What's the matter, Sheriff? 840 00:46:33,850 --> 00:46:35,190 There's been a big kidnapping. 841 00:46:35,550 --> 00:46:39,370 Gerald Beresford Wicks. They've got a drag net out all over the United States 842 00:46:39,370 --> 00:46:40,049 and Canada. 843 00:46:40,050 --> 00:46:42,570 We've got orders to watch all roads, stop all cars. 844 00:46:42,870 --> 00:46:47,230 They say there's a woman in the case. And it's my duty as sheriff of this 845 00:46:47,230 --> 00:46:49,330 to assist the search. Carry on, John. 846 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,658 So long, son. 847 00:46:55,660 --> 00:46:59,140 I hope you get away with it. Thanks, not a lie. I say, do you think you'll find 848 00:46:59,140 --> 00:47:00,058 this Wicks person? 849 00:47:00,060 --> 00:47:03,300 Find him? Listen, if he's within a hundred miles of here, I'll smell him. 850 00:47:03,460 --> 00:47:04,640 Thanks, sir. 851 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:08,200 Save me and fix this ticket for me, will you? Save me next election. 852 00:47:12,660 --> 00:47:15,120 What's the matter with you? This ain't the last round. 853 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,480 This is for you, old chap. 854 00:47:29,130 --> 00:47:30,130 of this advantage. 855 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:17,220 Oh, Big A, you looking for somebody? 856 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:21,160 We're looking for the gang that grabbed off Young Wicks. Ain't seen them, have 857 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:25,720 you? Sure. I got a whole truckload of them. Hey, you missed the excitement 858 00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:26,379 you left. 859 00:48:26,380 --> 00:48:28,180 What happened? The chloroform kill them? 860 00:48:28,380 --> 00:48:29,379 Kill them? 861 00:48:29,380 --> 00:48:33,260 Tricky knocked them cold and the traffic cops hot. And in the next round... 862 00:49:10,540 --> 00:49:13,240 I don't know what you've done, and I don't care. All I know is you're a right 863 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:15,920 guy and a square shooter. And that goes for Clarabel, too. 864 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:20,500 Donut! It sure does, Tricky. When you get the Sing Sing, drop us a postal 865 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,040 will you? Sing Sing? Oh, yes, Sing Sing. I will. 866 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:27,200 Hey, I feel like a tramp taking this money. You sure you don't need it? No, 867 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,620 you'll buy yourselves a wedding present with it. Goodbye. 868 00:49:29,860 --> 00:49:32,600 Well, take a dollar for gas, anyway. All right, well, I will. Goodbye. 869 00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:49,920 Don't I get none? Sure, two dollars. For the marriage license. 870 00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:58,180 Description number one, female, white, five feet, two inches, 108 pounds, 871 00:49:58,180 --> 00:50:00,640 approximately. Eyes blue, teeth good. 872 00:50:02,220 --> 00:50:03,220 Hello, Baker. 873 00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:05,460 Roselle Highway, section 17212. 874 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,880 We've got a good -looking blonde, about 108 pounds. 875 00:50:16,110 --> 00:50:17,270 with the Secretary of State. 876 00:50:17,550 --> 00:50:19,210 No, no, no, no. 877 00:50:19,770 --> 00:50:22,450 I don't want to speak to any secretary. I want to talk to the president. 878 00:50:23,470 --> 00:50:24,470 What? 879 00:50:25,150 --> 00:50:26,150 He's what? 880 00:50:27,390 --> 00:50:31,390 You mean to tell me that Wicks Incorporated is paying $2 million a year 881 00:50:31,390 --> 00:50:33,170 so he can go to sleep in the middle of the day? 882 00:50:33,470 --> 00:50:34,470 Wake him up. 883 00:50:37,070 --> 00:50:39,510 Well, what do you think of life now outside the big fence? 884 00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:42,750 Marvelous. Grandma, Wicks dead. They seem like a thousand miles away. Do you 885 00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:44,950 mind? It's strange, but I love it. 886 00:50:45,230 --> 00:50:46,230 It is strange. 887 00:50:46,870 --> 00:50:47,870 What are you thinking about? 888 00:50:48,330 --> 00:50:50,950 I was just wondering if a man could be arrested for kidnapping himself. 889 00:50:51,270 --> 00:50:52,109 Oh, sure. 890 00:50:52,110 --> 00:50:53,410 And I'd be the woman in the case. 891 00:50:53,690 --> 00:50:55,090 Tilly, the bobbed head bandit. 892 00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:57,130 You're right if we go to the same jail. 893 00:51:00,490 --> 00:51:01,490 Oh, look. 894 00:51:01,810 --> 00:51:02,970 What? The law. 895 00:51:03,550 --> 00:51:04,550 The law? 896 00:51:04,730 --> 00:51:06,170 That looks like our goose is cooked. 897 00:51:06,610 --> 00:51:07,650 Cooked? It's burned all crisp. 898 00:51:08,450 --> 00:51:09,450 What are you going to do? 899 00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:13,010 Do? We're going through with it. Through? Yes. See a game, Tilly? 900 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,920 Go ahead, I'm with you, kid. All right, hold on. Here we go. 901 00:51:21,580 --> 00:51:22,580 Hold tight. 902 00:51:26,020 --> 00:51:28,020 You all right? Yes, Neil. Yes. 903 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,620 Oh, we're really in trouble now. Go faster. 904 00:51:34,740 --> 00:51:38,440 Oh, there's never such a thing like this. But Tilly's having a wonderful 905 00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,359 Better give up. 906 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,360 Windmill. 907 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,580 I think we're shaking them off. I think we're shaking off everything but the 908 00:52:20,580 --> 00:52:21,580 license plate. 909 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,260 Where'd you learn to drive like that? Oh, picked it up from one of our drivers 910 00:52:24,260 --> 00:52:25,740 at home. Who is he, Barney Oldfield? 911 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,000 No, Barney's assistant. 912 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,860 Have you any idea where we are? 913 00:52:30,100 --> 00:52:33,480 No. I think we're probably the first two white people to ever set foot in this 914 00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:34,419 wilderness. 915 00:52:34,420 --> 00:52:35,420 Do you know what time it is? 916 00:52:35,660 --> 00:52:36,660 No. 917 00:52:36,780 --> 00:52:37,780 Well, you don't seem to care. 918 00:52:38,060 --> 00:52:41,920 No, I don't. What about me? What about the brobs and father and all those silly 919 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:43,380 things? That'll take a lot of explaining. 920 00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:44,900 Yes, I suppose it will. 921 00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:46,900 You know, I like you. 922 00:52:49,020 --> 00:52:50,020 That's odd. 923 00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:52,540 Oh, no, it isn't. You're spoiled, of course, but you've got several quite 924 00:52:52,540 --> 00:52:53,760 qualities. Oh, what are they? 925 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,260 Well, I can't think for the moment, but I'm sure you have. 926 00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:59,440 Anyway, I do like you. 927 00:53:01,230 --> 00:53:02,270 Can you do something for me? 928 00:53:02,510 --> 00:53:03,308 Yes, anything. 929 00:53:03,310 --> 00:53:04,310 Let's go on home. 930 00:53:04,410 --> 00:53:08,370 Oh, now, why? Look, it's such a lovely night. The moon, the stars, everything. 931 00:53:08,490 --> 00:53:09,490 And the perfect specimen. 932 00:53:09,830 --> 00:53:10,830 Perfect. 933 00:53:10,930 --> 00:53:11,930 Home, James? 934 00:53:11,990 --> 00:53:15,030 Oh, Mona, please, we just started. No, we've got to go home. Oh, but please. 935 00:53:31,210 --> 00:53:33,950 Funny thing, but I feel rather breathless. 936 00:53:34,310 --> 00:53:35,310 Do you? 937 00:53:35,930 --> 00:53:36,930 So do I. 938 00:53:37,270 --> 00:53:38,270 Do you? Yes. 939 00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:40,850 So do I. 940 00:53:42,910 --> 00:53:43,910 Oh, hey! 941 00:53:44,610 --> 00:53:45,810 Hey, are you going my way? 942 00:53:46,330 --> 00:53:47,910 How about give me a lift? How about a lift? 943 00:53:50,090 --> 00:53:52,810 Oh, there's a man over there that wants us to pick him up. 944 00:53:53,370 --> 00:53:54,368 Should we? 945 00:53:54,370 --> 00:53:56,750 Oh, you think we should? 946 00:53:57,130 --> 00:53:58,130 Yeah. 947 00:53:58,650 --> 00:53:59,950 Well, if you want to, all right. 948 00:54:10,460 --> 00:54:13,300 Blessings on you, Samaritan, too. I pain would have arrived with you. My feet 949 00:54:13,300 --> 00:54:15,960 hurt, my feet. Well, certainly, sir. If you wouldn't mind riding in the back 950 00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,740 seat. Oh, but you're never so humble. The back seat, the front seat, I'll even 951 00:54:18,740 --> 00:54:19,740 ride in the rumble. 952 00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:21,500 Thank you. 953 00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:25,220 Samaritan? Yeah. 954 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,160 I'm a poet. My name is Killigrew Shaw. 955 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,400 You ever heard of me? 956 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:32,860 No. Nobody else did either. Do you write poetry for a living, Mr. Shaw? Oh, no. 957 00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:36,220 Only for my own amusement. Only for when my feet hurt, the news departs. Oh, no. 958 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,000 When feet tingle, words won't jingle. 959 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:39,620 Pretty good. I made it up myself. 960 00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:42,970 Very good. You don't happen to know where we are, do you, Mr. Shaw? 961 00:54:43,810 --> 00:54:47,150 Oh, yeah. No, no, I have no idea where we are. Just keep driving around and 962 00:54:47,150 --> 00:54:48,730 driving around, and you'll come to my house. 963 00:54:49,230 --> 00:54:50,230 I never know where I am. 964 00:54:50,910 --> 00:54:51,910 It's all right. 965 00:54:58,050 --> 00:54:59,050 Well, 966 00:54:59,290 --> 00:55:00,089 here we are. 967 00:55:00,090 --> 00:55:03,950 Welcome to Raven's Roost. Is this your house? Oh, it's so nice. You like it? I 968 00:55:03,950 --> 00:55:06,630 designed it myself, yes. It's a little cracked in spots, but it sort of 969 00:55:06,630 --> 00:55:07,730 my personality, don't you think? 970 00:55:08,350 --> 00:55:09,750 Yes, I can see it, darling. 971 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,060 Now, won't you and your wife accept my hospitality overnight? 972 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,080 Well, thank you, yes. But you see, when I... Oh, yes. 973 00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:16,920 Well, you must be tired. You must be tired. 974 00:55:17,260 --> 00:55:18,920 Darkness is falling. It's too late to roam. 975 00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:22,360 This is no castle, but still, it's my home. Not bad for a fellow with bad 976 00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:23,019 is it? 977 00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:24,360 Thank you. We'd love to accept. 978 00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:29,000 Come on. Come on. We can't. Where else can we go? Well, I don't know. We can't. 979 00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:32,460 Mr. Shaw? 980 00:55:32,540 --> 00:55:33,740 Yeah? Are you married? 981 00:55:33,940 --> 00:55:36,260 Oh, yes. A marvelous woman. Sends me $500 a month. 982 00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,880 Oh, thank you. Yeah, alimony, alimony. She goes away and goes back and goes 983 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,780 and goes back again. She's a wonderful woman, a lovely woman. 984 00:55:42,580 --> 00:55:43,580 Yes, baby. 985 00:55:43,900 --> 00:55:47,120 Why are you ringing the bell? Oh, you never can tell. Burglar, burglar. Go 986 00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,120 in, go right in. 987 00:55:49,340 --> 00:55:53,120 Now, this is the living room. My wife collected these things from all parts of 988 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,520 the world. All parts of the world. 989 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:57,200 Hello, Lulu. 990 00:55:57,260 --> 00:56:00,240 My wife designed everything. She's very artistic, you know. She's got great 991 00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:01,240 taste. She left me. 992 00:56:01,580 --> 00:56:02,600 My house is yours. 993 00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:04,319 There you are. 994 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:05,400 This is my wife's room. 995 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,920 She always liked antiques and fancy things like this little kewpie here. 996 00:56:09,460 --> 00:56:10,460 Kewpie. 997 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:14,260 Smell that paint. I'll have to shut this door here. We'll paint this room in 998 00:56:14,260 --> 00:56:15,260 here. 999 00:56:16,220 --> 00:56:17,820 That's where I write all my poems at night. 1000 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,960 Fumes won't bother you if you just shut the door. Just shut the door. But this 1001 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,240 isn't bad here. It's kind of comfortable. 1002 00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:26,480 Though no suite at the Waldorf is this, discomfort vanishes through married 1003 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:27,600 bliss. I wrote that myself. 1004 00:56:28,700 --> 00:56:30,540 Oh, the nightclothes. Here's your nightclothes. Over here. 1005 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:33,360 Nightclothes. Some here for you. 1006 00:56:35,370 --> 00:56:38,410 in here for you. Now, if you want to wash your hands, the sink is right down 1007 00:56:38,410 --> 00:56:40,210 hall, right down the hall. But, Mr. Shaw, huh? 1008 00:56:40,490 --> 00:56:43,230 We're not, uh... Oh, yes, you are. You're going to be perfectly comfortable 1009 00:56:43,230 --> 00:56:46,110 there. Why, Longfellow's slept in that bed. Yes, but why not? Yeah, good night. 1010 00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:46,988 Good night. 1011 00:56:46,990 --> 00:56:49,190 Very fine bed, very fine bed. Good enough for Longfellow. 1012 00:56:49,590 --> 00:56:53,070 Sleeping gently in the room above, a young married couple, deeply in love. 1013 00:57:12,380 --> 00:57:18,540 That man said the night things are over there Paint 1014 00:57:18,540 --> 00:57:34,740 is 1015 00:57:34,740 --> 00:57:37,380 awful. Well, you have a solution for that too. 1016 00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:39,640 Well, what are you going to do? 1017 00:57:40,060 --> 00:57:42,160 What's good enough for Longfellow is good enough for me. 1018 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:44,240 Good night. 1019 00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:46,060 Good night. 1020 00:57:53,620 --> 00:57:54,620 Werner. 1021 00:57:55,420 --> 00:57:57,120 Werner, it's been fun today. Really, it has. 1022 00:57:57,740 --> 00:57:59,520 You know, I like Pinky and Clarabel, too. 1023 00:57:59,820 --> 00:58:01,540 Is it so strange to like someone? 1024 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:03,800 No, it's good enough. 1025 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,480 Well, good night. 1026 00:58:08,340 --> 00:58:09,340 Good night. 1027 00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:15,140 Am I really such a dull fella? 1028 00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:17,200 Oh, no, Jerry. 1029 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:22,220 No, you're... you're... Let me see. What are you? 1030 00:58:25,220 --> 00:58:30,200 You're... I'll tell you in the morning. Good night. 1031 00:58:35,740 --> 00:58:36,740 Oh, 1032 00:58:38,540 --> 00:58:39,540 Jerry. 1033 00:58:41,980 --> 00:58:43,000 Did you call me? 1034 00:58:43,470 --> 00:58:44,530 Don't forget to open the window. 1035 01:00:18,250 --> 01:00:19,250 Let me in, will you, please? 1036 01:00:19,570 --> 01:00:20,570 What do you want? 1037 01:00:20,970 --> 01:00:22,130 I must get some air. 1038 01:00:23,170 --> 01:00:24,190 Well, jump out the window. 1039 01:00:26,270 --> 01:00:27,850 I can't. They're stuck. 1040 01:00:28,950 --> 01:00:30,390 Don't bother me. I want to go to sleep. 1041 01:00:31,030 --> 01:00:32,030 I'm sorry. 1042 01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:03,698 I forgot. 1043 01:01:03,700 --> 01:01:04,700 Poor kid. 1044 01:01:04,940 --> 01:01:06,080 Come in. I'll help you. 1045 01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:07,900 Just a minute. 1046 01:01:08,820 --> 01:01:11,040 Jerry, Jerry, what an awful thing to happen. 1047 01:01:11,260 --> 01:01:12,260 Are you all right? 1048 01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:15,020 Oh, yes. I think so. I'll be all right now. 1049 01:01:15,860 --> 01:01:17,500 I just needed some fresh air. 1050 01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:23,720 I'm awfully sorry it's troubled you. I think I can get back now, though. Oh, 1051 01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:26,280 you don't. I'm going to spend the night dragging you along the floor. 1052 01:01:26,620 --> 01:01:28,580 Come out here. You need some fresh air. 1053 01:01:30,410 --> 01:01:33,430 not to tell me what you need fresh air. Sit there. 1054 01:01:36,890 --> 01:01:38,890 Hey, what's going on up there? 1055 01:01:40,510 --> 01:01:42,670 Oh, how do you do? Oh, 1056 01:01:43,870 --> 01:01:45,270 these young married people. 1057 01:01:46,570 --> 01:01:47,570 I'll get some blankets. 1058 01:01:51,630 --> 01:01:53,550 Dreadful thing, you suffer like that. 1059 01:01:53,810 --> 01:01:55,590 Why didn't you call me sooner? 1060 01:01:56,530 --> 01:01:58,690 Good. We're all alive. 1061 01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:10,800 Is that better? 1062 01:02:11,340 --> 01:02:12,420 Yes, thanks, Alicia. 1063 01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:15,660 Alicia. 1064 01:02:16,860 --> 01:02:17,860 Is that better? 1065 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:25,400 That's much better. 1066 01:02:43,999 --> 01:02:44,999 Oh, Cheechonia. 1067 01:02:45,340 --> 01:02:46,880 Oh, the flapjacks. 1068 01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:49,200 Oh, the flapjacks. 1069 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,940 I've searched all the doxologies to find words of apology, but... Oh, well, I 1070 01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:54,919 should have told you last night. 1071 01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,760 When my wife left, the cook went with her. She did? 1072 01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:58,100 Oh, yeah. Oh, that's too bad. 1073 01:02:58,220 --> 01:03:00,160 Oh, no, that's all right. They go away together and go back together and go 1074 01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:01,138 together and go back together. 1075 01:03:01,140 --> 01:03:03,280 Oh, your wife will be back. That's what I'm afraid of. 1076 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:05,640 Oh, Cheechonia. 1077 01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:07,720 Good morning, everybody. 1078 01:03:08,740 --> 01:03:09,740 Good morning. 1079 01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:12,840 Well, I didn't know you could cook. You didn't know he could cook. 1080 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:16,520 Well, that is, ever since we got married, we've been eating hot dogs, 1081 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:17,538 Haven't we, darling? 1082 01:03:17,540 --> 01:03:18,540 Yes, Dad. 1083 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,160 Very unhealthy. Very unhealthy. 1084 01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:21,580 Especially without mustard. 1085 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:24,900 Where'd you learn how to cook? Well, you see, as head of the Wicks Utilities, a 1086 01:03:24,900 --> 01:03:27,620 number of our factories have to have large cafeterias for the employees. 1087 01:03:29,060 --> 01:03:32,520 I'm glad I saw you fight before I saw you cook. Oh, would I were the bride of 1088 01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:35,200 cook. I'd sit all day with a book by a brook. Very nice. 1089 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:36,600 Much better. 1090 01:03:36,820 --> 01:03:39,140 Oh, no, it's these lovely pancakes. They're delicious. I've had ten of them. 1091 01:03:39,180 --> 01:03:40,180 Have some more. They're very good. 1092 01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:41,320 Oh, are they fine? 1093 01:03:43,470 --> 01:03:44,910 I ate so many, I'm ashamed of myself. 1094 01:03:45,690 --> 01:03:46,810 Oh, that was delicious. 1095 01:03:47,230 --> 01:03:50,890 Is there anything you can't do? Oh, yes. I can't stand the smell of paint fumes, 1096 01:03:50,890 --> 01:03:53,690 for one thing. I wish I could prevail upon you two to stay here with me, you 1097 01:03:53,690 --> 01:03:56,610 especially, just to cook for me until my wife gets back. We'd better go, thank 1098 01:03:56,610 --> 01:03:59,270 you. Oh, thank you. Thank you for your company and a lovely breakfast. 1099 01:03:59,690 --> 01:04:00,730 Is there anything I can do? 1100 01:04:01,070 --> 01:04:04,590 No, not a thing. I'll get my hat and coat. Yes. Why, don't be long, dear. No, 1101 01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:05,590 haven't got anything. 1102 01:04:06,330 --> 01:04:08,770 Is there something you can do for me if you'd care? Oh, anything, anything at 1103 01:04:08,770 --> 01:04:09,629 all. 1104 01:04:09,630 --> 01:04:13,150 Well, I hardly like to ask you, you see, but I'm rather short of funds. Oh, it's 1105 01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:14,150 too bad. 1106 01:04:14,490 --> 01:04:17,530 Uh, I wonder if you could cash a check for me. Oh, yeah, sure. 1107 01:04:17,870 --> 01:04:21,350 Anything up to $50. I keep a fund around here for the tourists, you know. Their 1108 01:04:21,350 --> 01:04:24,390 checks don't turn out very good. They bounce back. But I like to do it. Sort 1109 01:04:24,390 --> 01:04:27,630 a weakness of mine. Ah, I see, yes. Well, look, this is made out to be by a 1110 01:04:27,630 --> 01:04:30,130 friend of mine by the name of Winks. Oh, yeah. And if I endorse it on the back, 1111 01:04:30,210 --> 01:04:32,490 it'll be all right. Uh -huh. I like to keep these for a rainy day, you see. 1112 01:04:32,890 --> 01:04:35,830 I have a rubber stamp on my own mark. Not sufficient funds. It saves the 1113 01:04:35,830 --> 01:04:36,870 of sending it to the bank. Oh, yeah. 1114 01:04:37,770 --> 01:04:40,830 Yeah, then, of course, I keep it. Sometime I can write poetry on the back, 1115 01:04:40,830 --> 01:04:42,690 know. Thank you. You're welcome. 1116 01:04:47,690 --> 01:04:48,850 Here you're both, Professor. 1117 01:04:49,750 --> 01:04:54,030 Oh. Are you sure she didn't come for them at all? No, no, I didn't see Miss 1118 01:04:54,030 --> 01:04:54,888 at all, Professor. 1119 01:04:54,890 --> 01:04:56,030 Are you sure you sent her? 1120 01:04:56,250 --> 01:04:57,270 Of course I'm sure. 1121 01:04:57,690 --> 01:04:58,690 Now, let me see. 1122 01:04:58,950 --> 01:05:00,790 Was it the day before yesterday or yesterday? 1123 01:05:01,130 --> 01:05:02,130 Yeah, yes, it was yesterday. 1124 01:05:02,450 --> 01:05:03,630 Oh, well, maybe she forgot. 1125 01:05:03,990 --> 01:05:05,730 You know, Moon is rather absent -minded. 1126 01:05:06,090 --> 01:05:08,930 I often have to remind her to remember to tell me something that I've 1127 01:05:09,730 --> 01:05:13,790 You say there was a young man with her. No, no. You told me that. I haven't seen 1128 01:05:13,790 --> 01:05:16,510 him. Oh, dear. They'll mill you if they get wet. What? 1129 01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:19,790 Never heard of people mill doing wet or not. Well, maybe I can find him 1130 01:05:19,790 --> 01:05:20,790 somewhere. 1131 01:05:20,810 --> 01:05:24,030 Professor, here you are. Oh, good gracious. I forgot them, didn't I? 1132 01:05:24,330 --> 01:05:26,030 Thank you very much. You're welcome. 1133 01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,760 What's the matter? Can't get your tongue? 1134 01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:38,680 No. 1135 01:05:38,900 --> 01:05:39,900 Cold? 1136 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:41,080 Uh -uh. 1137 01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:44,560 What's the matter? You started out all right, but you've been getting grumpier 1138 01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:45,560 and grumpier. 1139 01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:47,520 I'm not grumpy. 1140 01:05:47,820 --> 01:05:48,820 I'm just thinking. 1141 01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:50,120 What about? 1142 01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:51,720 Oh, about windmills. 1143 01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:53,820 The kind you can't lick. 1144 01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:56,720 Who can't lick them? I can lick any windmill. 1145 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,520 I'm not thinking about you. I'm thinking about me. 1146 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:00,279 Oh, hello. 1147 01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:01,640 So you've got a windmill, too, huh? 1148 01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:03,280 A female windmill. 1149 01:06:04,430 --> 01:06:06,130 I didn't know about it till last night. 1150 01:06:07,950 --> 01:06:08,950 Hey. 1151 01:06:09,310 --> 01:06:12,030 What? Maybe I'm wrong, but I think it's raining. 1152 01:06:13,350 --> 01:06:14,350 Yes, you're right. 1153 01:06:14,730 --> 01:06:15,730 Better get out of this. 1154 01:06:21,190 --> 01:06:22,190 Yes, sir. 1155 01:06:22,430 --> 01:06:23,430 Good afternoon. 1156 01:06:24,530 --> 01:06:26,690 Look, uh, I'm traveling in underwear. 1157 01:06:27,070 --> 01:06:30,510 What? I'm a salesman. Oh, what are you selling? Well, that's it. Underwear, 1158 01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:33,170 hairbrushes, frying pans, anything you like. I get you now. 1159 01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:36,780 You drummers are sure great kiddies, aren't you? What can I do for you? 1160 01:06:37,060 --> 01:06:39,140 Well, I have my demonstrator with me. 1161 01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:40,440 She's outside. 1162 01:06:42,100 --> 01:06:43,100 I see. 1163 01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:46,600 Does she demonstrate flying fans? Never mind about that. Have you a suite 1164 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,558 available? 1165 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:50,820 A what? A suite. You know, four or five rooms and a bath, a good big fire so we 1166 01:06:50,820 --> 01:06:53,420 can get these things dried out. It's not a suite, four or five rooms. Why, 1167 01:06:53,420 --> 01:06:54,420 that's a floor. 1168 01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:56,960 Where's your baggage? 1169 01:06:57,260 --> 01:06:58,260 Oh, I haven't got any baggage. 1170 01:06:58,580 --> 01:07:01,780 I'll have to pay in advance then. Two bucks each and a quarter extra if you 1171 01:07:01,780 --> 01:07:02,860 the radio. All right, fine. 1172 01:07:03,490 --> 01:07:07,110 Holy smoke. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You haven't been on the road 1173 01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:08,190 have you? 1174 01:07:08,210 --> 01:07:13,070 G .B. Berry and Companion. Oh, you'll have to register your wife, too. 1175 01:07:14,410 --> 01:07:15,410 Mr. 1176 01:07:20,950 --> 01:07:21,828 G .B. 1177 01:07:21,830 --> 01:07:23,630 Berry, Spranton, Pennsylvania. 1178 01:07:25,230 --> 01:07:26,230 That's better. 1179 01:07:26,310 --> 01:07:27,288 Here you are. 1180 01:07:27,290 --> 01:07:29,310 Rooms 4142, right at the top of the stairs. 1181 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,960 Oh, there goes Mona's reputation. 1182 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:37,920 I knew Tillie'd get her in debt someday. 1183 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,140 Maybe we'd better burn the place down. 1184 01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:42,600 Yes, I could always pay for it later, I suppose. 1185 01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:43,960 I believe you would. 1186 01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:54,560 Yes. 1187 01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:56,640 Oh, you're the man. 1188 01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:58,400 Here's your drum. 1189 01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:00,880 What is it, a roast ox? No, just sandwiches. 1190 01:08:01,220 --> 01:08:04,780 Well, I'll settle for those. Get your duds there, and the ladies' things will 1191 01:08:04,780 --> 01:08:07,800 up in a few minutes. Perfect. Say, you'll like those sandwiches. Write out 1192 01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:10,340 -Lite Cafe. I always eat them myself on holidays. I'll try it myself. 1193 01:08:12,020 --> 01:08:13,020 Who is this? 1194 01:08:13,300 --> 01:08:16,840 J .P. Berry of Scranton, paging Mrs. Scranton. Oh, Mrs. Berry, I mean. 1195 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:18,720 Go away. I'm taking a nap. 1196 01:08:19,060 --> 01:08:20,720 Oh, you'll be sorry if I do. 1197 01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:22,200 Are you up? 1198 01:08:22,319 --> 01:08:23,899 Of course I'm up. I'm half -dressed. 1199 01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:25,680 I got some food here. 1200 01:08:26,180 --> 01:08:27,180 Oh, good. 1201 01:08:27,850 --> 01:08:30,050 Sandwiches, the boy says. I don't care what he says. What do you mean? 1202 01:08:30,770 --> 01:08:31,770 Ah! 1203 01:08:32,229 --> 01:08:33,770 What? What, madame? 1204 01:08:34,729 --> 01:08:35,729 Merci, garçon. 1205 01:08:35,870 --> 01:08:37,649 And pardon the disarray. S 'il vous plaît. 1206 01:08:37,950 --> 01:08:41,590 Monsieur, madame. Est -ce que vous voulez essayer, madame? Ah, you would 1207 01:08:41,590 --> 01:08:42,990 up with that fancy friend of yours. 1208 01:08:43,729 --> 01:08:47,229 Oh, you look so attractive. I bet I do. We both look like a couple of Indians 1209 01:08:47,229 --> 01:08:48,350 from a Wild West show. 1210 01:08:48,729 --> 01:08:49,729 Here's the list. 1211 01:08:50,189 --> 01:08:52,550 Yes, you bet. Me big Indian chief. 1212 01:08:52,790 --> 01:08:54,069 Got 500 wives. 1213 01:08:54,910 --> 01:08:57,350 Look, you, sit, squat. 1214 01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:01,439 Campfire. Eve, quick, make it snappy. Oh, okay, pal. We'll have a picnic. What 1215 01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:03,319 do you think, cheap brain in the face? Eve, picnic. 1216 01:09:04,540 --> 01:09:07,000 Oh, I'm starved. 1217 01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:09,080 I'm good, too. 1218 01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:12,319 I thought that rained on you. 1219 01:09:13,380 --> 01:09:14,939 I've never had so much fun in my life. 1220 01:09:18,939 --> 01:09:19,939 Mona. 1221 01:09:27,279 --> 01:09:28,279 Yours ham, too? 1222 01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:31,000 Yes, it's ham. 1223 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:32,600 Mona. 1224 01:09:33,859 --> 01:09:34,899 I must tell you something. 1225 01:09:36,340 --> 01:09:38,520 I'm getting awfully fond of you. 1226 01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:39,760 Terribly fond of you. 1227 01:09:41,859 --> 01:09:45,200 I... You shouldn't talk like that with that funny blanket on. 1228 01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:46,600 It's unbelievable. 1229 01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:48,000 Mona, be serious, will you? 1230 01:09:48,979 --> 01:09:50,080 I must tell you this. 1231 01:09:51,779 --> 01:09:53,220 These sandwiches stick, don't they? 1232 01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:54,920 Yes. 1233 01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:56,780 But I want to tell you. 1234 01:09:57,130 --> 01:10:00,390 that yesterday and today were the two most marvelous days I've ever had in my 1235 01:10:00,390 --> 01:10:06,410 life. I never knew that people and things and life out here and on the 1236 01:10:06,410 --> 01:10:08,690 could be so exciting and... Mona, 1237 01:10:10,490 --> 01:10:16,470 do you think that we... I mean... I mean... 1238 01:10:16,470 --> 01:10:19,650 Oh, gosh, I wish I could say what I mean. 1239 01:10:21,110 --> 01:10:23,070 Oh, Jerry, we'd better go. 1240 01:10:23,310 --> 01:10:25,190 No, but listen to me, Mona. Oh, Jerry. 1241 01:10:27,290 --> 01:10:28,650 Darling, I love you. 1242 01:10:28,950 --> 01:10:32,030 I think I've loved you ever since that day you came crashing through the fence. 1243 01:10:32,450 --> 01:10:33,770 Yesterday. Was it? 1244 01:10:34,190 --> 01:10:38,370 Well, I don't care if it's five minutes ago, darling. I love you terribly. 1245 01:10:39,030 --> 01:10:40,030 But keep. 1246 01:10:41,590 --> 01:10:43,470 Darling, do you care? 1247 01:10:44,350 --> 01:10:45,350 Oh, Jeff. 1248 01:10:46,310 --> 01:10:47,310 Jeff. 1249 01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:55,820 This program has been interrupted by request of the Bureau of Investigation 1250 01:10:55,820 --> 01:10:58,640 the Department of Justice, which is now engaged in a relentless search for the 1251 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:00,620 kidnappers of Gerald Beresford Wicks. 1252 01:11:01,020 --> 01:11:04,680 The last person to see the missing heir was his fiancée, Miss Alicia Brackett. 1253 01:11:04,820 --> 01:11:08,340 The only clue to the identity of the culprits is the following description of 1254 01:11:08,340 --> 01:11:09,720 suspected woman member of the gang. 1255 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:17,040 That's that. 1256 01:11:17,540 --> 01:11:19,120 I guess you'd better go home to Alicia. 1257 01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:21,040 But Don... 1258 01:11:21,460 --> 01:11:23,760 I'm not in love with Alicia. You're engaged to her, aren't you? 1259 01:11:24,380 --> 01:11:26,860 Yes, but... Last night in your sleep, you called out her name. 1260 01:11:27,220 --> 01:11:28,099 I did? 1261 01:11:28,100 --> 01:11:29,100 Yes, you did. 1262 01:11:29,700 --> 01:11:31,340 That's the windmill you said you couldn't leave. 1263 01:11:32,700 --> 01:11:33,700 Yes, it is. 1264 01:11:34,180 --> 01:11:36,280 I... I forgot about it a moment ago. 1265 01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:39,080 Oh, Jerry. 1266 01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:41,780 I meant what I said about caring for him. 1267 01:11:43,140 --> 01:11:44,900 But... But what? 1268 01:11:45,820 --> 01:11:46,779 I don't know. 1269 01:11:46,780 --> 01:11:47,780 Just what? 1270 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:49,500 But that doesn't make sense. 1271 01:11:50,570 --> 01:11:51,570 I know it doesn't. 1272 01:11:53,410 --> 01:11:54,630 But I really meant it. 1273 01:11:56,410 --> 01:11:57,410 Now you'd better go. 1274 01:11:58,050 --> 01:11:59,050 Go where? 1275 01:11:59,270 --> 01:12:00,270 Home, of course. 1276 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:02,250 I'm not going home, and neither are you. 1277 01:12:02,490 --> 01:12:04,630 Oh, you've got to. I'm not. They're hunting for you. I don't care whether 1278 01:12:04,630 --> 01:12:06,210 they're hunting for me. Oh, shut up! 1279 01:12:10,210 --> 01:12:13,670 Why don't you practice what you preach? All that talk about women. 1280 01:12:14,410 --> 01:12:15,410 And look at me. 1281 01:12:24,140 --> 01:12:25,140 Sit up. 1282 01:12:25,420 --> 01:12:26,420 Eyes front. 1283 01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:28,120 Done. 1284 01:12:35,620 --> 01:12:36,620 Now, you hurry up. 1285 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,620 I'm going down to see if you're close to ready. 1286 01:12:41,140 --> 01:12:42,140 Oi! 1287 01:12:43,940 --> 01:12:44,940 See you in a minute, darling. 1288 01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:57,020 It's stopped raining. Are you coming? 1289 01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:05,780 Oh, I don't think I'm going to marry you after all. It takes too long to dress. 1290 01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:11,380 Are you coming? 1291 01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:13,600 Oh, no. 1292 01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:16,840 Can I come in? 1293 01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:38,040 Did you see her? Your wife? 1294 01:13:38,260 --> 01:13:41,560 Yeah. She came down those stairs like a shot out of a gun. That's when the next 1295 01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:42,560 bus left. 1296 01:13:42,620 --> 01:13:43,358 Crying, too. 1297 01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:44,360 Too bad, mister. 1298 01:14:31,530 --> 01:14:32,530 Owner, please. 1299 01:14:33,990 --> 01:14:35,330 You can't do this. 1300 01:14:37,370 --> 01:14:38,650 Owner, I've got to talk to you. 1301 01:14:39,010 --> 01:14:40,410 I must talk to you. Do you understand? 1302 01:15:07,059 --> 01:15:10,940 Very workmanlike job. Are you a carpenter by trade? No, I just picked it 1303 01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:14,840 Well, you've been working here quite a while. You know, I feel I ought to pay 1304 01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:16,560 you for me. Oh, don't bother about that. 1305 01:15:16,780 --> 01:15:18,440 As for time, I've got plenty of that. 1306 01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:20,500 Matter of fact, I'm looking for a job. 1307 01:15:20,820 --> 01:15:24,240 You don't happen to know of any, do you? What kind of a job? Any sort. I know 1308 01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:27,340 quite a lot about horticulture. You don't need an assistant, do you? I'm 1309 01:15:27,340 --> 01:15:28,840 there isn't enough work here for two people. 1310 01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:31,600 Besides, Mona helps me whenever I need any help. 1311 01:15:31,820 --> 01:15:34,280 Yeah, I see. She'll be back soon, shouldn't she? Who? 1312 01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:35,680 Mona. Mona? 1313 01:15:35,980 --> 01:15:37,820 Yeah. Are you a friend of hers? 1314 01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:39,080 Well, I think so. 1315 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:40,760 You remember me, don't you? 1316 01:15:42,060 --> 01:15:43,060 Yes, yes, of course. 1317 01:15:43,260 --> 01:15:44,700 You're the young man that brings the fertilizer. 1318 01:15:45,380 --> 01:15:49,860 Yes. No, that must be someone else. I'm the one who ran through the fence. 1319 01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:51,259 The fence? 1320 01:15:51,260 --> 01:15:52,600 Yes, you remember? Oh, yes. 1321 01:15:53,140 --> 01:15:54,780 Yes. Mona's out. 1322 01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:56,240 She's going to Europe. 1323 01:15:56,940 --> 01:15:58,280 What? To Europe? 1324 01:15:58,520 --> 01:15:59,520 Was it Europe? 1325 01:15:59,770 --> 01:16:02,730 Oh, no, no. No, I was thinking the time she came back from Europe. No. 1326 01:16:03,790 --> 01:16:05,250 No, Mona's gone. 1327 01:16:05,730 --> 01:16:09,410 She's gone to visit some friends. That's it. Some friends, yeah. When did she 1328 01:16:09,410 --> 01:16:10,410 leave? This morning. 1329 01:16:10,930 --> 01:16:12,110 Or was it yesterday morning? 1330 01:16:12,610 --> 01:16:13,730 No, no, it was this morning. 1331 01:16:14,010 --> 01:16:17,510 Yesterday morning, she got back from her last trip. And she left today just 1332 01:16:17,510 --> 01:16:18,510 before you arrived. 1333 01:16:19,390 --> 01:16:20,910 She seemed very much distressed. 1334 01:16:21,290 --> 01:16:24,650 You don't happen to know where those friends are, I suppose. No, I don't. But 1335 01:16:24,650 --> 01:16:26,410 she'll be back in two or three weeks. Doesn't that help? 1336 01:16:26,770 --> 01:16:29,350 Well, not very much. I suppose you're sure she will be back. 1337 01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:32,320 Of course I'm sure. She's got to come back. She lives here. 1338 01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:36,360 Oh. Would you come in the house and wait for her? Oh, no, thanks. I'd better 1339 01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:39,060 start looking for that job. I think we'll finish this first. Well, I hope 1340 01:16:39,060 --> 01:16:40,860 find a good one. Let's finish this job now. 1341 01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:42,080 All right. 1342 01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:47,040 Hello. How do you do? 1343 01:16:47,300 --> 01:16:50,640 What do you mean, sneaking in here? Scare the daylights out of you. 1344 01:16:50,900 --> 01:16:51,900 What do you want? 1345 01:16:52,100 --> 01:16:53,100 You ready with me? 1346 01:16:53,900 --> 01:16:54,920 Oh, it's you, is it? 1347 01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:56,940 Did you find that Carter house? 1348 01:16:57,420 --> 01:16:58,480 Yes, but she wasn't home. 1349 01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:01,360 Do you remember that mechanic's job you were talking about a couple of days ago? 1350 01:17:01,420 --> 01:17:02,339 Is it still open? 1351 01:17:02,340 --> 01:17:04,720 Maybe. Why? Do you know someone? Yes, me. 1352 01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:06,520 You? Uh -huh. 1353 01:17:06,980 --> 01:17:08,700 What did I tell you about flinging your money away? 1354 01:17:09,220 --> 01:17:10,420 You know anything about motors? 1355 01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:12,120 Oh, yes, quite a bit, I think. 1356 01:17:12,700 --> 01:17:15,220 Anyway, you could try me, and then if I wasn't any good, you wouldn't have to 1357 01:17:15,220 --> 01:17:18,440 pay me or anything. You see, look, I could take care of the whole place, look 1358 01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:21,060 after the cars and everything, and then you'd have plenty of time to divert to 1359 01:17:21,060 --> 01:17:24,440 that streamlined golf ball, wasn't it? Oh, I gave that up. 1360 01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:26,840 I started out here to make a nutcracker. 1361 01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:30,420 But the thing developed so fast that I call it Hooker's patent alarm. 1362 01:17:30,820 --> 01:17:34,580 You set this timepiece, when it goes off, that mallet whacks you here, that 1363 01:17:34,580 --> 01:17:35,398 whacks you there. 1364 01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:38,600 Just naturally knocks you right out of bed. You can't help but get up. 1365 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:51,400 What do you think of it? 1366 01:17:53,580 --> 01:17:54,580 It's phenomenal. 1367 01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:59,300 You know, I think you've got something there. Why, it beats the world. 1368 01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:02,020 Beats the... Say, you're all right. 1369 01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:03,320 Beats the world. 1370 01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:04,420 There's a good slogan. 1371 01:18:04,740 --> 01:18:06,660 Hooker's patent alarm beats the world. Yes. 1372 01:18:08,380 --> 01:18:10,560 Well, what are you standing around for? Get to work. 1373 01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:12,060 Oh, I've started already. 1374 01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:16,180 I just sold some gas outside there. Look, here's the money, uh, the, uh, 1375 01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:18,720 We're going to get along all right. 1376 01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:23,880 New York Express. There's no statement from the press yet. 1377 01:18:24,430 --> 01:18:25,430 Captain, okay. 1378 01:18:26,810 --> 01:18:27,810 I'm so sorry. 1379 01:18:28,730 --> 01:18:30,110 Oh, excuse me. 1380 01:18:31,670 --> 01:18:36,550 I don't know why I tolerate all this. No. Making such a mess of my house. Yes. 1381 01:18:37,070 --> 01:18:39,330 Cafeteria in the daytime and barracks at night. 1382 01:18:40,390 --> 01:18:44,960 Bratton. I'm still convinced that that sassy brat who crashed through our fence 1383 01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:48,300 had something to do with Gerald's disappearance. Definitely, Mrs. Weeks, 1384 01:18:48,340 --> 01:18:51,540 definitely. Well, why can't you remember her address? Oh, it's shocking, isn't 1385 01:18:51,540 --> 01:18:53,840 it? But I had it there in my little notebook. You remember the little 1386 01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:55,120 It was right there in the middle of the page. 1387 01:18:55,420 --> 01:18:56,760 But somebody tore out the page. 1388 01:18:57,140 --> 01:19:00,020 And I've been thinking and thinking and thinking ever since to try and recall 1389 01:19:00,020 --> 01:19:02,840 it. I thought I had it the day before yesterday, so I rushed over to the 1390 01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:06,360 address. The whole place looked very familiar, and then I discovered it was 1391 01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:07,840 house I used to live in. Oh, idiot. 1392 01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:10,680 There's all this foul play here somewhere, Mrs. Weeks. 1393 01:19:10,970 --> 01:19:11,909 Who do you want? 1394 01:19:11,910 --> 01:19:15,930 Oh, just a second. Alfred, the Wicks National Bank is calling you. Oh, thank 1395 01:19:15,930 --> 01:19:16,629 you. Oh, for me? 1396 01:19:16,630 --> 01:19:18,830 Yes, take it. Of course, yes. Hello? Yes? 1397 01:19:19,150 --> 01:19:20,150 Yes? Yes? 1398 01:19:20,370 --> 01:19:21,370 Yes? 1399 01:19:21,790 --> 01:19:22,790 Oh, how awful. 1400 01:19:23,850 --> 01:19:25,110 Oh, my word, that's terrible. 1401 01:19:25,430 --> 01:19:26,470 What is it? It's terrible. 1402 01:19:26,710 --> 01:19:30,650 What's terrible? They found Gerald. Found him? Well, not him exactly, but 1403 01:19:30,650 --> 01:19:33,590 bank has found a check that he made out for $50 the day after he was kidnapped. 1404 01:19:33,830 --> 01:19:34,830 Yes? 1405 01:19:35,270 --> 01:19:36,270 Endorsed by two people. 1406 01:19:36,450 --> 01:19:37,450 Endorsed by two people. 1407 01:19:37,630 --> 01:19:38,630 Who was the first one? 1408 01:19:39,180 --> 01:19:41,700 A Mr. Berry? A Mr. Berry. And the other one? 1409 01:19:42,540 --> 01:19:43,540 Who? 1410 01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:44,920 The killer. Who? 1411 01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:46,160 Oh, ho, ho, ho. 1412 01:19:46,260 --> 01:19:47,260 The killer who? 1413 01:19:48,060 --> 01:19:50,020 Oh, Killer Grew. Killer Grew Shaw. 1414 01:19:50,440 --> 01:19:51,860 Oh, the other's Killer Grew Shaw. 1415 01:19:52,180 --> 01:19:53,820 Yes? They're holding him for instructions. 1416 01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:57,260 Well, why hold him for instructions with all the police here? Have him thrown 1417 01:19:57,260 --> 01:19:58,260 here at once. 1418 01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,260 Reverse the charge. I mean, fly him here at once. 1419 01:20:00,860 --> 01:20:02,220 Yes. Yes? 1420 01:20:03,100 --> 01:20:06,620 He looks crooked to me. I think I've seen his picture in the robes gallery. 1421 01:20:22,700 --> 01:20:24,860 Officer, what's the six -letter word meaning, incarcerated? 1422 01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:26,240 Jail. 1423 01:20:30,660 --> 01:20:31,660 Come in. 1424 01:20:34,580 --> 01:20:35,900 Is your name Mona Carter? 1425 01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:37,219 Yes, it is. 1426 01:20:37,220 --> 01:20:39,700 What can I do for you? We're from the Department of Justice. 1427 01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:41,480 The chief wants to have a talk with you. 1428 01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:45,920 Oh, I was expecting that. What is it, Mona? What's happened? Well, they 1429 01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:48,500 discovered that Tilly, the bob -teared bandit, is the woman in the case. 1430 01:20:48,740 --> 01:20:51,180 For further details, consult your daily paper. 1431 01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:53,840 I'll change and be with you in a minute, gentlemen. 1432 01:20:58,020 --> 01:20:59,020 Jink. 1433 01:20:59,140 --> 01:21:00,140 Jink. What? 1434 01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:02,040 Will you come out of that silly hole and talk to me? 1435 01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:05,920 Will you marry me? Oh, listen, Jink, you've got to be serious. We're going 1436 01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:07,960 up at the house. We've got to do something about Gerald. 1437 01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,620 Oh, darling, please come up and help me find him. 1438 01:21:11,460 --> 01:21:12,620 Did I hear you say darling? 1439 01:21:13,060 --> 01:21:14,640 Yes. Well, then that's different. 1440 01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:17,640 You know, I might have an idea about where he is. Well, then tell me. 1441 01:21:18,280 --> 01:21:20,820 Well, if I do, and I'm asking you this for the last time, I hope. 1442 01:21:21,130 --> 01:21:22,130 Will you marry me? 1443 01:21:22,270 --> 01:21:25,530 Oh. Oh, honey, we could set up mighty fancy housekeeping on that $25 ,000 1444 01:21:25,530 --> 01:21:27,030 reward. Well, I'll tell you what I will promise. 1445 01:21:27,310 --> 01:21:29,370 I'll promise I won't marry you ever if you don't help me. 1446 01:21:29,770 --> 01:21:30,770 Okay, you win. 1447 01:21:31,970 --> 01:21:35,170 Listen, if I go after him, will you come with me? Yes, of course. Where is he? 1448 01:21:35,250 --> 01:21:37,870 Well, I have an idea where we can find him. The first move is to interview a 1449 01:21:37,870 --> 01:21:39,410 young lady named Tilly Specknagel. 1450 01:21:39,690 --> 01:21:43,290 Who on earth is she? Oh, she's a crazy friend of my sister Mona's. Okay. 1451 01:21:43,710 --> 01:21:46,650 I'll go get the car. You change, and I'll meet you here in 15 minutes. Right. 1452 01:21:49,700 --> 01:21:54,060 Missing millionaire. Since no contemporary photographs are available 1453 01:21:54,060 --> 01:21:59,820 kidnapped millionaire, the Department of Justice had an artist get the... Oh. 1454 01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:09,500 Jeeper Joe. 1455 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:11,240 Beaver Beersford. 1456 01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:13,220 Six foot two. 1457 01:22:14,260 --> 01:22:18,920 185 foot... Well, the... Oh, it's him. 1458 01:22:23,790 --> 01:22:26,630 Operator. Come on, Maisie, snap away quick. 1459 01:22:27,010 --> 01:22:32,530 Get me Mrs. Leona Wicks, Wickstead, Orange County, New Jersey, and hurry it 1460 01:22:38,650 --> 01:22:41,310 Hey! Is there a mechanic in the house? 1461 01:22:41,890 --> 01:22:43,790 Yes, right here. Having a little trouble? 1462 01:22:44,330 --> 01:22:45,530 Having a lot of trouble. 1463 01:22:45,850 --> 01:22:47,290 Okay, I'll be right out. 1464 01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:53,880 It's you. 1465 01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:55,240 It's me. 1466 01:22:55,520 --> 01:23:00,220 Sir, I'm sorry for keeping your car all that time, but after... How'd you know I 1467 01:23:00,220 --> 01:23:00,739 was here? 1468 01:23:00,740 --> 01:23:03,320 Oh, I was checking around, and I found out there'd been a certain young 1469 01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:06,020 who's been spending every evening on the Carter doorstep. Did you know Professor 1470 01:23:06,020 --> 01:23:08,700 Carter? Ever since I was this high. Well, is that so? 1471 01:23:09,480 --> 01:23:12,380 Well, if you came for your car this year, I suppose... Oh, no, no. 1472 01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:14,960 It's you I came for. Oh, no. I'm staying here. 1473 01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:18,700 Well, that'd be good news if I didn't need that $25 ,000 reward they have up 1474 01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:21,000 you, and I think you might be interested in why I need it. 1475 01:23:21,450 --> 01:23:24,990 Why? Because it concerns you and Alicia. You see, I'm going to marry her. 1476 01:23:25,630 --> 01:23:28,410 Now, look here, my good man. 1477 01:23:29,410 --> 01:23:32,490 Alicia's engaged to me. Did you know that? Wrong tense, my good fellow. She 1478 01:23:32,490 --> 01:23:35,750 engaged to you. Now, don't get tough, or I'll have to take care of you. Wait a 1479 01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:38,710 minute. There was a time when I could be pushed around, but not any longer. 1480 01:23:39,030 --> 01:23:41,030 I'm on my own here, earning 30 bucks a week. 1481 01:23:41,370 --> 01:23:44,610 And if I say I'm engaged to Alicia, then I'm engaged to Alicia. How do you like 1482 01:23:44,610 --> 01:23:46,350 that? Why don't you ask her how she likes it? 1483 01:23:47,070 --> 01:23:48,070 Alicia. 1484 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:54,760 Excuse me. Oh, no, you don't. Hold on to him, Jig. Don't let him go. 1485 01:23:57,840 --> 01:23:59,840 Hold on to him, Jig. Don't let him go. Well, 1486 01:24:02,020 --> 01:24:05,080 I never saw such goings -on. Am I as homely as all that, Gerald? 1487 01:24:05,740 --> 01:24:07,000 I'm awfully sorry, Alicia. 1488 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:11,000 But I wasn't really running away from you, you know. But when I saw you 1489 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:14,340 there, I suddenly remembered Wickstead and the bars and the gates and the 1490 01:24:14,340 --> 01:24:17,900 regulations and always being guarded until I felt like a lily in a hothouse. 1491 01:24:18,380 --> 01:24:21,710 But since then... I've been out in the world, and I've been mixing with people. 1492 01:24:22,110 --> 01:24:25,670 People who can laugh and sing and play and be silly if they want to be. 1493 01:24:26,090 --> 01:24:29,550 Alicia, this is the side of the fence for me. I'm not going back. 1494 01:24:29,810 --> 01:24:33,330 I understand perfectly, Gerald. Do you really? Uh -huh. Oh, you're a darling. 1495 01:24:34,050 --> 01:24:34,969 Hey, hey. 1496 01:24:34,970 --> 01:24:37,630 Oh, excuse me. If you two have finished your little chat, let's go. 1497 01:24:39,130 --> 01:24:40,810 Alicia, are you in love with him? 1498 01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:46,190 Oh, well, yes, I'm afraid I am, Gerald. I suppose it isn't quite fair, but you 1499 01:24:46,190 --> 01:24:47,190 don't know what love can do. 1500 01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:48,239 Don't I? 1501 01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:50,960 And are you in love with her? Sure I am. What are you going to do about it? Not 1502 01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:54,820 a thing. Shake, pal. I'm in love, too. Ah, I knew it. It never fails. The fatal 1503 01:24:54,820 --> 01:24:55,820 Carter charm. 1504 01:24:56,140 --> 01:24:57,140 That's it. 1505 01:24:57,180 --> 01:24:59,240 Say, how do you know so much about the Carter charm? 1506 01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:00,920 Oh, I couldn't miss. Mona's my sister. 1507 01:25:01,140 --> 01:25:02,140 She is? 1508 01:25:02,320 --> 01:25:04,120 Then perhaps you can tell me where I can find her. 1509 01:25:04,460 --> 01:25:07,380 Well, right now I would say that a couple of cops are taking her to see 1510 01:25:07,380 --> 01:25:08,680 grandma, by request. 1511 01:25:09,220 --> 01:25:11,920 You mean on account of me? Well, that's the general idea. 1512 01:25:12,840 --> 01:25:14,800 Then what are we waiting for? Come on. 1513 01:25:15,020 --> 01:25:16,020 Attaboy! 1514 01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:22,320 Now listen, Shaw, you can make it a whole lot easier for us and at the same 1515 01:25:22,320 --> 01:25:24,680 clip a few years off that stretch you're going to do if you'll tell us who 1516 01:25:24,680 --> 01:25:25,680 you're protecting. 1517 01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:47,260 Now for the last time, where's Gerald Wicks? 1518 01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:50,020 I don't know. I never heard of him. Never heard of him. You mean to sit 1519 01:25:50,020 --> 01:25:51,840 and tell us you don't know what happened to my grandson? 1520 01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:55,140 I assure you, I never even met the young man. Never met him. Did you ever see 1521 01:25:55,140 --> 01:25:56,140 this check before? 1522 01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:57,960 Yes, I saw the check. I saw the check. 1523 01:25:58,420 --> 01:26:01,920 There's my name. There's my name, I said. Well, who is this G .B. Berry? One 1524 01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:05,480 your gang? He's a stranger to me. I only met him once. Do you mean to say that 1525 01:26:05,480 --> 01:26:07,800 you haven't seen this guy, Berry, since the night you cashed his check? 1526 01:26:08,140 --> 01:26:10,620 No, but I'd like to see him. If you catch him, I'd like to hire him as a 1527 01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:12,880 He's the best cook. He made the best flapjacks I ever ate in my life. 1528 01:26:13,220 --> 01:26:16,240 Marvelous. Oh, I wrote a poem about him. What a contender, though, the inner 1529 01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:18,620 man. Even though his cook's been in the can. 1530 01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:21,720 Oh, isn't that lovely? I like that. 1531 01:26:21,980 --> 01:26:22,739 That's lovely. 1532 01:26:22,740 --> 01:26:26,160 Yeah? Good, I got a lot more. I got plenty of bones. Have you? Have you 1533 01:26:26,280 --> 01:26:29,740 Yes. It's the meter. Da -dum, da -dum, da -dum, da -dum. Now, that dum, da 1534 01:26:29,740 --> 01:26:30,740 da -dum. The guy's nuts. 1535 01:26:31,220 --> 01:26:32,220 Yeah, so am I. 1536 01:26:32,860 --> 01:26:33,860 Hey, Captain. 1537 01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:36,480 The boys just brought in a girl named Mona Carter. 1538 01:26:36,820 --> 01:26:39,320 Well, what are you all sitting around there like a lot of dummies for? 1539 01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:40,760 Go and grab the ring. 1540 01:26:40,820 --> 01:26:43,300 Hurry, Joe. Go down to the front gate and bring that woman up here. You take 1541 01:26:43,300 --> 01:26:46,160 four men and see that nobody gets in or out. Bill, Henry, stand guard at the 1542 01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:48,800 back door. Put two men on the side gate. We're not going to take any chances. 1543 01:26:48,980 --> 01:26:50,100 Well, you cover that library agent. 1544 01:26:50,320 --> 01:26:51,320 Wait a minute. I'll go with you. 1545 01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:54,360 Now, Grattan, you take this Shaw person up to the blue room. I'll question him 1546 01:26:54,360 --> 01:26:55,420 later. And don't let him escape. 1547 01:26:55,900 --> 01:26:58,900 Remember, I hold you responsible for everything that happens. Mr. Shaw, I'm 1548 01:26:58,900 --> 01:27:01,860 going to ask you not to concern yourself with these human bloodhounds and so 1549 01:27:01,860 --> 01:27:02,860 -called sheriffs. 1550 01:27:03,020 --> 01:27:04,260 You know, I've never met a poet before. 1551 01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:07,920 No? No, I've been to Niagara Falls. I've been bitten by a bat, but I never met a 1552 01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:11,500 poet. I'm working on a great masterpiece now, you know. I write my poems just 1553 01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:13,680 for a laugh. I do my best work in the dark, I see. 1554 01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:17,480 Oh, isn't that good? Dark and laugh. Oh, that's very good, yes. You wouldn't 1555 01:27:17,480 --> 01:27:19,260 have a good rhyme for orange, would you? Banana? 1556 01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:20,680 I thought of porridge. 1557 01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:29,500 Now, remember, Grattan. 1558 01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:33,040 You take down every single word that this rat says. Yes, Mrs. Wicks. 1559 01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:41,340 Good afternoon, Mrs. Wicks. How dare you run away with my 1560 01:27:41,340 --> 01:27:43,540 grandson? What have you done with him? Where is he? 1561 01:27:43,820 --> 01:27:44,820 Let's talk. 1562 01:27:45,660 --> 01:27:46,660 You're impudent. 1563 01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:47,940 She's impudent. Yes. 1564 01:27:48,220 --> 01:27:51,460 Put that down. I haven't. I didn't intend to be impudent, Mrs. Wicks. But I 1565 01:27:51,460 --> 01:27:52,900 don't like being shouted at, if you please. 1566 01:27:53,220 --> 01:27:54,220 Very good. 1567 01:27:56,940 --> 01:27:58,620 I don't know what you brought me here for. 1568 01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:02,440 All I can say is that neither Mr. Shaw nor any of the suspects had anything to 1569 01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:03,540 do with Jerry's going away. 1570 01:28:04,060 --> 01:28:05,060 Jerry? 1571 01:28:05,180 --> 01:28:09,640 By any chance are you alluding to my grandson, Gerald Beresford Weeks? The 1572 01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:14,260 same. All he wanted was to get out of this penitentiary for a while. Oh, 1573 01:28:14,260 --> 01:28:15,260 been misinformed. 1574 01:28:15,440 --> 01:28:18,720 Why would he do that? He had everything here in the world that he wanted. 1575 01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:22,460 I've tried to bring him up as a perfect specimen of his type and plan. 1576 01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:23,820 You darn near did it, too. 1577 01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:28,340 Until you came along. Just in time, I should say. In time to ruin everything. 1578 01:28:28,620 --> 01:28:29,820 For Jerry's sake, I hope so. 1579 01:28:30,480 --> 01:28:31,760 I have it, Mrs. Wicks. 1580 01:28:33,660 --> 01:28:37,920 Oh, you should have seen your precious Gerald slap down truck drivers. And 1581 01:28:37,920 --> 01:28:41,920 out price fighters. And smash through police barricades. And tear along the 1582 01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:42,920 roads at midnight. 1583 01:28:43,080 --> 01:28:47,260 And make flapjacks. Make flapjacks? Oh, imagine, flapjacks. 1584 01:28:48,940 --> 01:28:50,560 Sit down, sit down, won't you? 1585 01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:52,940 Now, see here. 1586 01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:56,240 Tell me, what have you done with him? Where is he now? 1587 01:28:57,100 --> 01:28:58,100 I don't know. 1588 01:28:58,640 --> 01:29:00,000 I haven't seen him for weeks. 1589 01:29:00,220 --> 01:29:01,220 Don't lie to me. 1590 01:29:01,620 --> 01:29:05,020 You enticed him away, now you're hiding him somewhere. Don't try to bully me as 1591 01:29:05,020 --> 01:29:08,520 you did him. I won't stand for it. She won't stand for it. Now, see here, young 1592 01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:12,520 woman, I don't know what your intentions are, but if trapping my grandson into 1593 01:29:12,520 --> 01:29:15,560 marriage is any part of them, you might just as well dismiss the idea at once. 1594 01:29:15,820 --> 01:29:20,260 Well, I'm not very much of a trapper, but if it makes you feel any easier, I 1595 01:29:20,260 --> 01:29:22,840 wouldn't marry your grandson if you paid me. 1596 01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:24,200 Write that down. 1597 01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:26,980 Put that down. 1598 01:29:27,360 --> 01:29:28,318 Why not? 1599 01:29:28,320 --> 01:29:29,460 Because you're his grandmother. 1600 01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:31,400 Put it down. 1601 01:29:32,480 --> 01:29:35,880 Grandmother. You're a scandalous, designing woman. 1602 01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:39,340 And you're not going to leave this house until you tell me where he is. 1603 01:29:39,780 --> 01:29:40,780 Hello, Grandma. 1604 01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:42,940 Gerald. Gerald, my darling. 1605 01:29:43,300 --> 01:29:44,560 Oh, where have you been? 1606 01:29:45,100 --> 01:29:46,580 I missed you so. 1607 01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:48,640 Hello, Mona. 1608 01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:50,520 Hello? 1609 01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:53,340 What are you doing in those awful clothes? 1610 01:29:53,860 --> 01:29:56,480 I'm a $30 -a -week garage man. How do you like the improvement? 1611 01:29:56,980 --> 01:30:00,240 Improvement? Don't flatter yourself. You look the same silly idiot you always 1612 01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:01,240 were and always will be. 1613 01:30:01,620 --> 01:30:02,620 What a gratton. 1614 01:30:03,240 --> 01:30:04,900 But, Grandma, I... Windmill. 1615 01:30:06,560 --> 01:30:08,220 Okay. What's that? 1616 01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:09,740 I said you're a windmill. 1617 01:30:09,980 --> 01:30:10,980 Quiet! 1618 01:30:11,140 --> 01:30:13,140 Who ever heard of a windmill running on water? 1619 01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:15,200 Quiet! 1620 01:30:16,460 --> 01:30:17,460 Quiet! 1621 01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:20,079 I'll be here, Gerald. 1622 01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:21,100 If you think... Quiet! 1623 01:30:23,220 --> 01:30:25,980 Quiet! Quiet! I can't think. I can't concentrate. I can't think at all. Keep 1624 01:30:25,980 --> 01:30:28,180 quiet. Very good. Very good. 1625 01:30:28,660 --> 01:30:29,660 Water quickly. 1626 01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:30,760 I need it. 1627 01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:33,460 I'm going to get out of here before the shooting starts. 1628 01:30:33,820 --> 01:30:34,820 Wait a minute. 1629 01:30:34,900 --> 01:30:36,600 You're staying here. Oh, no, I'm not. 1630 01:30:36,940 --> 01:30:39,940 You're doing all right for yourself since you came home with Alicia. 1631 01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:41,280 Listen. 1632 01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:43,240 Alicia is going to marry your brother, Jink. 1633 01:30:43,500 --> 01:30:44,500 What? 1634 01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:46,840 Jink? What's that? 1635 01:30:47,280 --> 01:30:49,160 What Jink? That's me, ma 'am. You? 1636 01:30:49,920 --> 01:30:53,960 You expect to marry Gerald's fiancée? Oh, no, she's not his fiancée. He 1637 01:30:53,960 --> 01:30:55,380 her. But I haven't released her. 1638 01:30:55,660 --> 01:30:57,900 Alicia, who is this, this dink person? 1639 01:30:58,380 --> 01:31:01,280 Well, he's the man I was telling you about, Aunt Leona, working on the 1640 01:31:02,420 --> 01:31:03,420 Grattan, did you hear that? 1641 01:31:03,740 --> 01:31:04,740 Pipeline. I have it down. 1642 01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:06,280 Pipeline. Gerald, pipeline. 1643 01:31:07,340 --> 01:31:12,620 If you are insane enough to be serious about this, this pipeliner, may I ask 1644 01:31:12,620 --> 01:31:15,200 what you intend to marry, Aunt? On the money you're going to pay him for 1645 01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:16,200 bringing me back. 1646 01:31:20,030 --> 01:31:23,830 Oddly enough, Gerald doesn't want to marry me. He wants Mona. I don't want 1647 01:31:23,830 --> 01:31:24,830 Gerald. 1648 01:31:25,190 --> 01:31:26,970 Well, I want Jinx. And I want Alicia. 1649 01:31:27,350 --> 01:31:28,450 Now, listen to me, Alicia. 1650 01:31:28,790 --> 01:31:32,990 You're not marrying this upstart, this Jinx or whatever his horrible name is. 1651 01:31:33,190 --> 01:31:36,510 You're marrying Gerald. I am not. Of course she's not. 1652 01:31:36,750 --> 01:31:38,250 Well, why should you think that? Well, 1653 01:31:39,270 --> 01:31:41,470 everyone kindly shut up and I'll do some talking. 1654 01:31:41,730 --> 01:31:44,990 Now, look. The first thing you've got to get into your mind is you're marrying 1655 01:31:44,990 --> 01:31:45,990 me. Do you understand? 1656 01:31:46,110 --> 01:31:47,049 I am not. 1657 01:31:47,050 --> 01:31:50,190 Do you think you can force me to marry you, Mr. Gerald Beresford? Jerry to you? 1658 01:31:50,410 --> 01:31:51,209 All right, Jerry. 1659 01:31:51,210 --> 01:31:53,870 I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man in the world. 1660 01:31:54,170 --> 01:31:55,250 Well, you are. Well, I'm not. 1661 01:31:55,530 --> 01:31:56,630 I don't like your family. 1662 01:31:56,950 --> 01:32:01,090 Especially this old tyrant over here. Who's a tyrant? You are. You're a 1663 01:32:01,170 --> 01:32:03,830 selfish, suspicious old tyrant. You think I'm a fortune hunter? 1664 01:32:04,050 --> 01:32:06,710 Well, I wouldn't marry this pet lamb of yours if he had $50 million. 1665 01:32:07,110 --> 01:32:09,310 Oh. I suppose he isn't good enough for you. 1666 01:32:09,830 --> 01:32:10,830 No, he isn't. 1667 01:32:10,890 --> 01:32:14,330 And you have the nerve, the audacity to stand there and refuse to marry my 1668 01:32:14,330 --> 01:32:16,170 grandson because he isn't good enough for you? 1669 01:32:16,510 --> 01:32:17,810 I never heard of such impudence. 1670 01:32:18,150 --> 01:32:19,870 Well... Isn't she marvelous? 1671 01:32:20,690 --> 01:32:21,690 Isn't she? 1672 01:32:23,530 --> 01:32:24,530 Now, see here, young lady. 1673 01:32:24,770 --> 01:32:27,850 You're going to marry Gerald, and that's that, and I don't want to hear another 1674 01:32:27,850 --> 01:32:30,690 word about it. Oh, no, she's not. Not that she doesn't want to, and you're not 1675 01:32:30,690 --> 01:32:31,589 going to make her. 1676 01:32:31,590 --> 01:32:32,910 Who's going to stop me? I am. 1677 01:32:33,250 --> 01:32:35,750 I'm choosing my own wife. Ah, that's what you think. 1678 01:32:36,210 --> 01:32:39,990 Well, get me that Pennsylvania law book. On the top, on the end, on the right? 1679 01:32:40,130 --> 01:32:41,130 Yes, that's the one. 1680 01:32:41,810 --> 01:32:43,510 Not that you deserve her, because you don't. 1681 01:32:43,850 --> 01:32:45,890 She is too good for you. Don't you contradict me. 1682 01:32:46,440 --> 01:32:50,520 She's got a will of her own. She's no milk -and -water, shilly -shally, 1683 01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:53,160 -floppity weathervane like some people I could mention. 1684 01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:54,960 She's got courage. 1685 01:32:55,500 --> 01:32:56,299 You have. 1686 01:32:56,300 --> 01:32:57,480 And don't you dare deny it. 1687 01:32:58,100 --> 01:33:01,360 She's the only one who isn't afraid of me. Now get out. Get out, all of you. Go 1688 01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:04,240 on and take your jinx and see that he washes his hands and face and stays for 1689 01:33:04,240 --> 01:33:08,300 dinner. Go on. Go on. Take them all and give them something to eat and drink. 1690 01:33:08,640 --> 01:33:10,640 Go on and... Ah! 1691 01:33:11,940 --> 01:33:14,320 That's what I want. Now you'll hear something. 1692 01:33:15,880 --> 01:33:17,400 Did you ever see that before? 1693 01:33:21,460 --> 01:33:27,120 Why, yes, that's... That's where you registered yourself on this sassy... 1694 01:33:27,120 --> 01:33:29,140 my name. Mona's my name, it's man and wife. 1695 01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:34,520 And here's the 1827 Pennsylvania law that has never been repealed or amended. 1696 01:33:34,700 --> 01:33:36,020 Would you like to hear it? 1697 01:33:37,580 --> 01:33:39,500 Would you, uh... What could we lose? 1698 01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:41,840 Here, you read it. 1699 01:33:42,890 --> 01:33:46,490 If any man or woman do jointly and before competent witnesses publish and 1700 01:33:46,490 --> 01:33:51,790 acknowledge themselves to be man and wife, and in addition if one or both do 1701 01:33:51,790 --> 01:33:55,650 written record under whatever name attest this status, this shall and does 1702 01:33:55,650 --> 01:34:00,170 constitute a legal article of wedlock, and so may be registered and recorded. 1703 01:34:01,170 --> 01:34:02,170 Amen. 1704 01:34:03,130 --> 01:34:04,210 Amen. Amen. 1705 01:34:05,930 --> 01:34:07,570 Well, what are you waiting for? 1706 01:34:07,790 --> 01:34:08,790 Kiss the bride. 1707 01:34:09,290 --> 01:34:10,290 Oh. 1708 01:34:12,940 --> 01:34:17,100 You call that a kiss? When I was young, if a girl could get back her breath 1709 01:34:17,100 --> 01:34:19,320 under three minutes, she'd think the gentleman had insulted her. 1710 01:34:24,100 --> 01:34:25,100 Stop it! 1711 01:34:26,300 --> 01:34:27,300 Well, 1712 01:34:28,440 --> 01:34:33,400 I've spent a million dollars making you the perfect specimen. And if you haven't 1713 01:34:33,400 --> 01:34:37,600 any answer for a simple little thing like that... Blonde! 1714 01:34:37,940 --> 01:34:38,940 Yes. 1715 01:34:42,800 --> 01:34:43,779 Oh, my word. 1716 01:34:43,780 --> 01:34:45,760 More water, Mrs. Wicks? No, give me a beer. 1717 01:34:50,180 --> 01:34:51,180 Come on. 1718 01:34:56,100 --> 01:34:57,079 How'd you come? 1719 01:34:57,080 --> 01:34:59,140 No, I won't budge. I like it here. 1720 01:34:59,960 --> 01:35:02,500 Will you come out of there? What do you mean by slapping my face? 1721 01:35:02,720 --> 01:35:04,160 I'll slap it again. You deserved it. 1722 01:35:04,460 --> 01:35:07,740 Oh, you will, will you? We'll see about that. What are you going to do? 1723 01:35:08,000 --> 01:35:09,000 You'll see. 1724 01:35:14,250 --> 01:35:15,250 How do you like that? 1725 01:35:15,750 --> 01:35:16,750 I don't like it. 1726 01:35:17,170 --> 01:35:19,990 A fine way to start our married life. I'll have it announced. 1727 01:35:20,230 --> 01:35:21,230 I'll get a divorce. 1728 01:35:21,290 --> 01:35:23,470 Oh, you will? On what grounds? That you don't love me? 1729 01:35:23,730 --> 01:35:25,790 Well, uh, yeah, I will tell you. 1730 01:35:50,670 --> 01:35:54,510 about grandma that she wouldn't find out about that old pennsylvania law you 1731 01:35:54,510 --> 01:35:57,450 mean to say you knew about that all the time well if i didn't then i spent half 1732 01:35:57,450 --> 01:36:00,470 a week sorry with the best lawyer in beresfield for nothing besides law 1733 01:36:00,470 --> 01:36:06,870 mondays tuesdays and wednesdays uh i think that the study kiss me instead 1734 01:36:06,870 --> 01:36:13,970 i 1735 01:36:13,970 --> 01:36:15,510 must take a course at this sometime